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reposting to save for later (when im sober)

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Jeg er hjemme alene da partneren min er i Oslo, Death By Unga Bunga har sluppet et nytt album, jeg har 4 Guinness + 4 grapefruit seltzere og Man City skal spille (les: tape) mot Real Madrid i Champions League. 10/10 kveld 👌.

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submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Who me? Heh, I don’t even care if people like pineapple on pizza or not 🤔. I guess I’m just above that sort of thing 😏.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Helt tilfeldig kjøpte jeg memoarene til Jens Stoltenberg noen dager etter jul, noe jeg holder på med å lese for tida. Litt gøy at han har blitt statsmini… Unnskyld, FINANSminister på nytt.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Why does Facebook keep showing me pictures of the Wehrmacht and SS doing normal things like making a fire or having a beer? Like all the fucking time... Is Facebook trying to normalise Nazism or is this just my algorithm mistakenly thinking I am a nazi?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Call me Sleep-3PO the way I’m wired up to analyse the quality of my slumber. #FatFuckFriday #SleepApnea

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I’m lying here next to my partner as they gently snore, processing Elon’s new overt fascism and I’m asking myself one question. Should I make midnight carbonara?

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Come on. I think I would know if my friend BasedHitler88 was a Nazi

submitted 34 days ago • 27 comments

No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

if you see this post a vampire

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Helvetes nødvarsel!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Hvis noen har telefonnummeret til Ringnes har jeg en voksende NFT samling (jpeg) å selge ham. Konseptet er en utstilling på Ekebergparken i Metaverset.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I’m snoring so bad with this cold that I’m not sleeping well, so I’ve shaved off my moustache (kept the beard as a power move) and taped my mouth closed like the grindset-podcasters keep telling us. Am I sigma now?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Post a photo of yourself from another era

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

🎶Stuck inside of Bodø with the Nordland blues again🎶. (Må overnatte her pga snøstorm i Trondheim og Brønnøysund).

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Informert av svigermora mi at Elon har byttet ut navnet på X og heter nå Kekius Maximus med Pepe som display pic (tror han det er 2016?). Ingen får slippe nyheter om Verdens teiteste mann.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Tid for den årlige gjemselsleken når kongen skal tale slik at jeg ikke fornærmer familiemedlemmer når jeg nekter å stå og skåle for hans majestet.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

turtle

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Utan å laste ned nye bilete, kva energi går du inn i 2025 med?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever the opposite of a power user is I’m that (a cuck poster?).

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Watched The Holdovers for the second time in a fortnight. I want to visit Greece with Paul Giamati’s character and get drunk on ouzo with him.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Cuddle time with my niece (she gummed my T-shirt and now it's soggy).

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Noen som har forslag til lesestoff om Stoltenberg-årene? Gjerne fra et AP-perspektiv, men en generell rikspolitisk vinkling fungerer også. 🙏🙏🙏.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

My buddy always said we were like Frodo and Samwise when we were stoned at university so I drew us as them merrily making our way to Mount Doom. I suck at drawing as I haven't done it since I was a child, but hopefully I'll get better since I enjoy drawing on my tablet.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments