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tjkcmo.bsky.social
Actor, dog guy, carbohydrate enthusiast. Twitter-free since '23. Facebook no more since '24. http://tjlancaster.com
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Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com

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I feel like I have to get out of this country. Any lonely UK residents want to marry me for £100,000? Taskmaster or WILTY fans preferred, but not mandatory.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan might be the greatest thing ever broadcast on television. #SNL #SNL50

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Doing a deep dive of Lee Mack YouTube clips is a great way to beat the winter blues.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If we're renaming the Gulf of Mexico and Denali, can we go ahead and change Presidents Day to Sociopathic Nazi Felon Cunt Day?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Even though the Chiefs will lose, the yahoos in my neighborhood will still be shooting fireworks off until 2 a.m.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Interesting to see how quickly American foreign policy pivoted from "Get clean drinking water for children without hope" to "Do ethnic cleansing for condos with Mediterranean views."

submitted 21 days ago • 124 comments

Word of the Day is ‘bayard’ (16th century): one who has the supreme self-confidence of ignorance.

submitted 21 days ago • 397 comments

A rapist and a Nazi walk into the Oval Office....

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

If I don't get a contract soon, I'm taking Fred up on his offer.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I just did an actual spit take hearing @jackbern.bsky.social reading my email on the @taskmasterpepod.bsky.social -- my year has been made!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I'm struggling with the knowledge that more than half of the people in my country actually hate me, and a sizable portion of them are really proud of it.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

With the nation and its theatres at a crossroads, now is not the time for timidity or self-censorship, writes TCG publications director Kelundra Smith @pieceofkay.bsky.social. "I’m concerned that we will do the fascists’ work for them by dimming our own light," she writes.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Current temp. Current rating of the year so far.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

The #OnlyConnect holiday specials were particularly difficult this year! I thought I'd have an advantage in the TransAtlantic episode...but, no.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Came online to gush over #Taskmaster New Year's Treat, only to read the news about Jimmy Carter. Bit of emotional whiplash.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Merry, Merry!

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Miguel my Uber driver called me sweetheart when he picked me up. I have no idea why. I love him.

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Whomever is in charge of The War on Christmas, you've really fallen down on the job.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to need extra time for The Airing of Grievances this Festivus.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing I like about the holiday season is singing "Bring a Torch, Jeannette Isabella" and substituting my dog's names.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

No surprise that @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social was my top pod of the year!

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