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Pop culture enthusiast, professional gossiper, dog dad. 🏳️‍🌈 📍NYC/NJ
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Well, so far I’m into Denise Richards’ new Bravo show. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Snuck a beach trip after the thunderstorms and between meetings!

My dog will sleep through all my meetings but the minute I hit "end" on a call, he's awake and sitting next to me. How does he know???

Cool crane just chilling on the dock!

Took a lunch break at the beach!

In SC for a few weeks on the coast and LOVING this lighting at my desk!

Weirdly, Mikey Madison winning validates the message of THE SUBSTANCE.

Heart broken for Demi, a bit NGL. Happy for Mikey - she really is a talent. #Oscars

Is “brief” here in the room with us, Adrien? #Oscars

I’d like to speak to whomever chose Lacrimosa as the In Memoriam song… #Oscars

No Other Land still has no distribution.

I can’t believe I’m watching a Wegovy commercial underscored by “This Is Me” from The Greatest Showman.

As a new LISA Stan, I’m SAT for Lisa dropping from the ceiling to the #Oscars stage!!

I have yet to ever see a Bond movie. #Oscars

I feel like Amy Poehler can probably heal us as a nation. #Oscars

These ABC shows are so crazy to me. Joshua Jackson stuck on a boat surrounded by sharks trying to save someone’s life. Angela Bassett fighting bees or whatever happened on that other show. What goes on here??

Someone get Goldie a pair of readers, PLEASE. #Oscars

I would probably die for Kiernan Culkin. It is what it is! #Oscars

THE WIZ, I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT! #Oscars

Well, I’m finally watching #Survivor47! Better late than never!

I’ve been saying Jeff Probst is ruining Survivor and this just shows how out of touch he is at this point.

12 hours later

8 hours into the drive and I’m at the trying on sunglasses virtually phase.

6 hours down, another 6 to go and someone is very comfy.

DICHEN LACHMAN, I was not familiar with your GAME. #Severance

Can’t wait to watch SEVERANCE and THE TRAITORS tonight and then YELLOWJACKETS. I hope I get walloped in the face.

Okay well idk what to say about all that *gestures wildly*

How am I being spoiled about Severance already????

4 martinis and a yap session later — yapping is SO GOOD for the soul. I feel like a new person.

Dirty martini + yap

There is at least one filthy dirty martini in my future tonight!!