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Gay sober conservative liberal Southern guy living in the Midwest. 🏳️‍🌈
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Came home to find my housemate mowing the lawn. I felt bad seeing him doing yard work by himself. So I went inside.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Just sayin'

@mdglix381.bsky.social Are you Gen Z-ing?

No need for explanation. No need for justification. Just "No." Period.

Housemate brought home tacos from a local place "famous" for them, and then asked my opinion. So... "First off, tacos. Not high on the culinary scale. Second, I've had government cheese. That's government cheese. Third..." My opinion is no longer sought after when it comes to tacos.

I’m not “mature.” I’m just tired and too broke to argue.

This

I'm sure they are going to turn into pretty plants, but all I see is asparagus

Happy "Good Friday"? What sadist came up with that?

Two days ago, I was flying high with a major step forward in my life. Today, I was blindsided by an unexpected shift, which in the long run is going to help me achieve greater things, but it still stings a little. Trusting in my Higher Power, though, and remaining grateful. #recovery #sober

AHHHH! Roofing nail in the tire of my new car. Roofers next door, whose trash is all over my yard and driveway. "That could've come from anywhere." Um, no. Looks like a business owner is getting a call this morning!

A movie from where you're from? And, no, there is no such place as Greenbow, Alabama!

Why the hell is this song stuck in my head??? youtu.be/4gRZrMcOKIc?...

@mdglix381.bsky.social Since you are on the goose thing

Clueless coworker: Have you ever had an STD? Me: Why are you asking? CC: I like to know the people I work with. Me: I like sushi and hate stupid questions. We good?

B-O-O-M!

@rstevies.bsky.social This explains it all! Matthew has spring fever!

5 years ago, I was homeless because of my alcoholism. After numerous treatment centers and rehabs, I landed at the ARCH in Omaha. It saved my life. I am now 16 mos sober , a mentor to guys in the program, and today, I achieved something I never thought possible again. I bought a car! GRATEFUL!

God, grant me the serenity to accept there are people who aren't running on all cylinders, the courage to try and keep my cool whilst dealing with them, and the wisdom to not throat punch them and avoid an assault charge. Amen

when someone starts talking some bullshit but i gotta pretend im listening

Thinking about the meaning of life….