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tjomaha.bsky.social
Gay sober conservative liberal Southern guy living in the Midwest. 🏳️‍🌈
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The trick to social media is to think that people care what you have to say but never worry about whether they actually do.

submitted 20 hours ago • 5 comments

The yogurt was so far back in the dairy cooler, I almost ended up in an A-ha video.

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Tried to sprint up the stairs in my slippers like I was a 12yo kid. Landed on my face like the 52yo man I am. But my housemate said I "did it with such flair"! So there's that.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Ok, that's it! Let's settle this once and for all! Main Event Zelensky VS. the 🍊 In a ring - MMA style PPV the hell out of it! Televised worldwide! Winner takes it ALL! Bonus Round: Zelensky vs. Putin And just for entertainment: Musky in a cage with hungry lions

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

If you are following this guy, do yourself a favor and unfollow. He's just like all his billionaire friends. All about the money.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

The glass is both half full and half empty. That’s how “half” works. Next question.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

If you followed the most basic tenets of your faith you would reject him. Notice I didn't name any particular faith or person but you know exactly who I mean. It could be any faith, or no faith, doesn't matter, any valid approach to moral reasoning must reject his malign influence.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

when gwen stefani said “this shit is bananas” my first thought was “hold up. how do you spell that”

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Look at widdle puppy!

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when did a big starchy white/gray t-shirt become The Straight Guy Dress Code. it was cause gay guys took over camo wasn’t it

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Every damn time.

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THIS!!! ⏬️🏳️‍🌈⏬️🏳️‍🌈⏬️

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So...I'm not into the ASMR thing ( no judgment, tho), but damn, I love the sound of snow crunching underneath my boots!

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Oh, Karen!

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Someone said to me, "The best you can do today is to be kind to someone else." I'm like," I'm freaking kind every freaking day. It's time for these other MF'ers to step the F up! I'm freaking tired!"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This Game of Thrones quote feels especially poignant: “Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king.”

submitted 2 days ago • 90 comments

So...there's a lawyer office in my building and I have nicknamed most of them, based on their appearance. There's hippy lawyer, Ken doll lawyer, Sad Tim lawyer, etc. Well, today, I actually met who I named Harry Potter lawyer, and guess what? His name IS Harry! 🤣

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The only good thing about winter is I get to wear a scarf which hides my neck waddle.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments