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Was it a good poem?

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W-We can always back off, regroup, wait for a better situation. One where she isn’t… elbow deep in some poor sod’s corpse.

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I am the king of a ruined world, and I will never die.

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• These were not the new relationship hurdles I expected. • Tell me about it.

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All the world's a stage, and I can't escape my monologue.

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Don't be a prick, Jon.

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Oh, Sam. I know you think you want normal, but I think it's pretty obvious that deep down, you only go for the truly depraved and bizarre.

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• God, I hate all of these... loose ends. • I'm sorry. • It's fine. We'll just have to tie them all up in one go. • Hm? • Around Elias' neck. • Ah.

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And I was trying so hard to be polite...

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I see. (she doesn't)

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DIG.

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I wonder if they're even capable of fearing their own ends. I look forward to finding out.

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• If you stay, you'll die! • Then I'll die!

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This is where I should be. It feels right.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

He thinks he’s not human. Makes him very… self-destructive.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Yes, you're fine, Tim. Now... please put those back on.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I am the king of a ruined world, and I will never die.

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Alex, we are both always ready to put our professional lives on the line for the bit.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Can I have a cigarette?

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I could be on drugs!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I swear, if he's brought another dog in here, I'm going to peel him.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Nothing hurts here. It's just quiet. Even the fear is gentle here.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I see. (she doesn't)

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

To call them monsters is the simple truth. They feel no pain, no remorse, and seek nothing but carnage.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Alex, we are both always ready to put our professional lives on the line for the bit.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

For god’s sake, can he not stay safe for like, like ten minutes?

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I know. Not nice being interrogated, is it?

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh, that's a shame. What are we going to do with your skin now? We can't harvest it and use it for things like book-binding.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

[MARTIN LAUGHS] [THE ARCHIVIST LAUGHS] [A NEARBY TOMB LAUGHS]

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I really loved you, you know?

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

And if you're eating an omelette for lunch, not every moment is spent eating the omelette. Some things take preparation. Especially if, you know, your spatula has a bit of free will.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

• That's a Leitner. • It is. • And the, um... the blood on it? • That's Leitner, too!

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

My name is Martin Blackwood, and I am not lonely anymore.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Do you even know what a hand is?

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I OPEN THE DOOR!

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I spy with my little eye... Literally everything.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I didn't want my last thoughts on Earth to be low-key racist.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Don't be a prick, Jon.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

[ARCHIVIST NOISE OF AGREEMENT]

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

• I still think you're a pompous ass. • Well, this pompous ass has some very urgent work to do.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

He thinks he’s not human. Makes him very… self-destructive.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

I see the sad clown, bitter and hateful.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

If anybody's listening... Goodbye. I'm sorry, and... good luck.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

To call them monsters is the simple truth. They feel no pain, no remorse, and seek nothing but carnage.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

VIGILO. AUDIO. OPPERIOR.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

That's my rib.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I didn't want my last thoughts on Earth to be low-key racist.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

• I am not, nor have I ever been, "adorable". • Okay, not true.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's not more children, is it?

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