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If not Nazi, why use Nazi shape?

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No courtroom sketch will ever be better than this drawing of Martin Shkreli.

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Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid. In fact, it's cold as Hell.

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"Weeee!!! Fucking around sure is fun!!!" - America

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Conservatives: “We need another Muslim ban so we don’t get grooming gangs.” Also conservatives: “Let’s bring Andrew Tate to the USA!”

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There's a teenager who goes to my gym who calls himself "Sigma."

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"Why do you think you are allowed access to our data?" "Trump, I guess. 🤷"

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"A few months"?

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I don't know anyone who watches as much Kyle Kulinski as my mom. I've occasionally considered trying to do an interview with him just because my mom would be impressed.

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Maybe the Posadists are right.

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Looks like Elon goes to bed at about 3 am and wakes up at about 10 or 11 am.

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If I were married, I’d be the ultimate wife guy. I’d make Gomez Addams look like Al Bundy.

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Lots of people had to lose lots of money in order to see reality, but they got there eventually.

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Every now and then I say “arch!” just in case.

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If the purpose of humanity’s existence is simply to glorify God for all eternity, that sounds like the ultimate dead end job.

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Really looking forward to the Super Bowl (of stir fry I’m going to eat).

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Gotta get rid of all the entartete Kunst.

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Anyone who accuses people of being NPCs clearly has main character syndrome.

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In a sane world, Jasmine Crockett would be president.

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OMG she sounds like a tribble.

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"Let's put lead back into the toys and take it out again after we see how much brain damage it causes."

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I'd spend it trying watch every movie ever shown on Best of the Worst.

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When I die, feed my body to Armie Hammer.

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If Canada became the 51st state, we’d be entitled to ~50 EC votes, and if we’re made a state by force by a Republican president, those votes would likely go to a Democrat. We’d effectively be a 2nd California. Why would a Republican president want two Californias in the electoral college?

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I’ve never been a Gwyneth Paltrow fan, but if I ever find one of those candles, there’s no way I’m not taking a sniff.

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