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I design software. Sometimes, I even write it. đź“ŤAlsace, France
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on today's list of achievements : I got eksctl to segfault consistently

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eggs sure are eggspensive, huh?

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

> meta torrented books to train their AI yeah ok ig > the sources are Anna's Archive and libgen uh oh, is this gonna get them in more trouble? > they seeded hell yeah

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

this website sucks I can't find cats; send me your cats NOW

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

anyway toast.prose.sh/status-25-01 status update for january 2025; sorry you're getting this and not what it might have been if january was like 3 days longer!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

ever wonder why everything keeps getting hacked while it's actually not that hard to be reasonably secure? it's because most companies hate updating things (long bureaucratic process), and if you tell them they're vulnerable, they frivolously sue you. so no one tells them until they get exploited.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

en vrai, à ce stade, pourquoi *pas* revenir sur tumblr ? à méditer …

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

im like the impostor from among us, i kill people

submitted 49 days ago • 12 comments

have I ever mentioned that I hate IEEE floating points?

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as you start implementing full numeric tower with helpers: yeah let's have options for mutating the big integers, that can be useful 2 weeks later: removed half the codebase, being able to assume immutability is just better

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

a reminder btw

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

do not love how running the scala cli tool once ran a daemon on my computer that never quits and leaks memory over time

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Today was the last day of Steam Delivery Girl, and I wanted to say a final farewell! (some cheesy text down below). Thank you everyone for the amazing response! This has been one of the most fulfilling projects of my life! 🥹✨💖

submitted 58 days ago • 63 comments

happy new year !

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Ever wanted to benchmark RSA key generation but found it too slow and variable, like benchmarking a lottery? No? Just me? Well, I nerd-sniped myself into producing average representative inputs that can be used to benchmark, profile, and compare RSA keygen. c2sp.org/CCTV/keygen Happy New Year(?)!

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

wow applescript internals are truly a mess huh

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Got all 50 stars for this year's AoC On the overall I think it was pretty good, though I really dislike a couple of days' puzzles. I'll probably write a short blog post about what I think about each of them at some point, for sure by the end of January. #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

really funny how github is having to "give away" copilot for free now because nobody wants to use it now if only they let you disable the damn thing properly (rather than just hiding the "search" bar)

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Shocking just how fast and light ruby feels nowadays. I spend like ~30m doing aoc daily recently for fun (mostly to help wait until my vacation starts), and I tested an algorithm in ruby to root out a bug, and it ZOOMED. It's even faster with YJIT! What happened? If only they also fixed gems…

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"Try X for free with our one month trial." I never got these; they must work, or they'd stop doing it, eh? For me, though, if it's not a service I care about, it being free changes nothing. You need to either convince me I actually want this, or pay me to spend my time on something I don't care for.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

nothing too exciting this month, but if you've been wondering what I've been up to, you can check the status update here: blog.toast.cafe/status-24-11

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