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toasterwater.bsky.social
I probably have something i should be doing instead of being here.
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Im going to put striker caps on sticks of dynamite and sell them as road flares.

submitted 450 days ago • 0 comments

You drink to get drunk. I drink until im Crash Bandicoot whipin slide coliseum to Cortex castle trying to obtain blue fire fr fr.

submitted 450 days ago • 0 comments

Women scare me highkey, but women dressed for a black tie event makes me want to jump off the balcony.

submitted 452 days ago • 1 comment

I only buy twist offs because the officer can't get me for an open container if that bitch closed.

submitted 457 days ago • 1 comment

You can't lie to your friends when you say, "i lost my keys," but what you don't have to tell them is you lost them in the car you're driving.

submitted 459 days ago • 1 comment

Even plastered out of my mind, my paranoia will find the camera looking at me.

submitted 459 days ago • 0 comments