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20 Y/O | Massive nerd | Nsfw Just a guy who wants to write Will like, retweet/repost and follow 18+ accounts so no minors please. NSFW OF @toast5531.bsky.social Pfp by @/kifstopher.bsky.social
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This is what happens when you expose a certain Lovecraftian mouse to bass-boosted music. Character belongs to Whygena

“it won’t hold up in court” sure! but remember the other day how i was like “you’re a criminal as soon as they need you to be” & how they’ve been all “oops, she shouldn’t be in prison but nothing i can do now”? wouldn’t you like to not have to worry about that? maybe make a cathartic, angry call.

Tsunoda offering Fenneko a little 'lift' in her plush cleavage after she's had a sip of some not-so-surreptitiously shrinking soda! Isn't she soooo generous~? ✨🦌💖🥤🦊💦🥵

Donuts for Deer Teeth is out on Steam & itch.io! store.steampowered.com/app/3638180/... hypersoft.itch.io/donuts-for-d... Get it while it's hot!

watching the canadian and australian elections from the US

welcome to the bar where barely anybody drinks

but also, he's a nazi. his family moved to south africa in support of apartheid. he's literally named after a character in a wernher von braun novel. he openly advocates for eugenics. he's complained that poor black and brown countries are 'outbreeding' us. he's a trans eliminationist. he's a nazi.

i love seeing people make their own versions of canon characters. especially when it involves funny lamb owning their narinder by casting the Embiggen Boyfriend ritual on them For @cryolithius.bsky.social! #kapricore.art #kapricore.comms

big fuckin space moth pondering her big fuckin glowy orb. thats the life right there dude For Le Mont! #kapricore.art #kapricore.comms

maybe hidey has actually always been constantly growing and evolving and YOURE crazy. ever consider that huh? For @sleepymimes.bsky.social! #kapricore.art #kapricore.comms

(hyper #mallownsfw) quick garde doodle for @castesystem.bsky.social <3

What do you mean that the World's Greatest Trickshot scene happens in episode -8- of Combattler, it would take any other series until at least episode 30 to do something this ridiculous.

guy 25 years in the future learning what "mayternity" is and that he was conceived when his mom drank a can labeled "juice that totally doesn't make you pregnant"

you won’t get fired for using the wrong pronoun you might get fired for refusing to refer to your coworkers how they ask to be referred to the people that want you to believe the first thing are the same people that want to be as demeaning as possible to their coworkers with no consequences

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

“Being poly is a luxury fad for rich people” motherfucker do you have any idea how much money you can save by splitting cost of living between 5 people who are all totally fine walking around naked with eachother in the same 1 bedroom apartment. Being poly is an economic survival strategy.

little known gamedev fact that no one ever talks about: roguelikes aren't truly random, because every now and again someone from the dev team of a roguelike connects to your system to hack the game. they make sure that you specifically have the most dogshit run imaginable 4 times in a row

A big lunar booty for @cainbuizel.bsky.social

spinel sun but he's so damn massive and he looms over the planet with his fat ass... #sizesky #macro

The funniest possible outcome to all of this is that they picked the closest guy they could find in classic idiot lazy cop fashion and ended up with a uniquely charismatic thirst trap to be a patsy for a crime that has broad public approval.

lmfao they could not have botched this any harder if they tried. they picked someone hot, sympathetic, & not a dumbass after chasing their own asses with both hands & a flashlight for days and did the most hamfisted frame job possibly ever committed to record. tremendous

I was homeschooled between 11-16 due to chronic illness. My mother was my main tutor and she didn't finish secondary school herself. I did, however, make friends with a bunch of furries on the internet, who ended up teaching me grammar. This is the modern day equivalent of being raised by wolves.

If I'm ever murdered I want whoever tries this with me executed instead of the actual killer.

“my son turned out fine” your daughter has scales and wings and is ravaging the countryside for fun and honestly she deserves it.

Golden Week Boobdra, back at it again. Part 2 is currently in the works. #bianca-boobdra #nsfw #golden-week #goodra #hyper

Happy Zorua day everyone! To celebrate here's Nova waking up from a nap... Does he seem bigger to anyone else? (Art by the amazing Samueld59803549 on the other site! Musk alt in replies~) #Hyper #HyperSky #NSFW

we're getting a bit sillier with these ones

Two very magic doods do a very cool magic show. Characters belong to @fozulon.bsky.social and Nargleflex

Quick doodle of myself as a latias, as a quick reference #KespuArt

Golden Andy

worst part about drawing kinky art has to be the raging boner you get when you draw it. that's all

Box art for Waluigi's Perfectly Normal Day for the Switch 2

My time on the internet has proven that this is incredibly true, you find a lot of people with weird interests and some may line up with yours Don't be afraid to ask your friends about interests lol, at worst they'll likely just say they aren't into it

THIS is the one @minuscoyo.bsky.social did sorry about that folks featuring Hazel who is in fact about to die

what having internet friends is like