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Simplicity is defined as a thin line between eloquence and plainness | Voice of Reason | 🇳🇬 | UMES Alumna
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They asked Carl Dean what he did for a living he was like I love Dolly Parton for a living and stay out my business bitch

Sisters & brothers, learn how to swim.

EVEN THOUGH IM NOT YOUR MAN, YOU NOT MY GIRL IMMA CALL YOU MY SHAAAWWTYYYYY

Some people make such terrible decisions

Wow they really took TikTok away

These babies don’t have a modern version of Osmosis Jones and that’s why they don’t have fear in the hearts for germs like we do MHM CLOCK IT

I’m so sorry, but I’m truly perplexed & trying to figure out why $50,000 hasn’t been donated to my cashapp “just because” yet.

It’s cool when u do it it’s problem when I do it baby life don’t work like that nice try wrong bitch …

Watching First 48 will make you want to stay in the house and stay to yourself.

I was supposed to start my mini twists earlier and my hair is still untwisted under this scarf

Group chat going crazy 💀

For anyone who was unsure, tomorrow is Friday. You’re welcome.

💯💯💯

once i see & feel unwanted, ima just remove myself.

My attention span is cooked

God was really in his bag when he made Morris Chestnut fr because that man been insanely fine my whole life.

Wtf is going on???

Use a gif to describe your first day of 2025

I wish there was an account I could follow that summarizes the skyline scandals of the day for those of us who show up late. #BrokeBen #CatfishKia #GrandmaFucker #Tracy #SkyIsland

Them Lions going to the bowl for sure…

*sings* “This is yo Sky Island….THIS IS YO SKY ISLAND 😫” lol

Leon Thomas. SiR and Lucky Day are my Big 3 on male R&B Honorable Mention: Robert Glasper

If you don’t know Schoolin’ Life, you’re not part of the hive. I don’t make the rules 🐝🤷🏽‍♀️

Man what’s goin on

😭😭😭 nahhh i cannot

It’s me! I’m niggas!

Yup and I check them like sims

Me when someone says dumbshit

Laying down feels so beautiful.

The night is young. I should get on Pinterest.

White racists thought Vivek was “one of the good ones” only for him to turn around and call them bums 😂😭. The girls are fiiiiiiggghhhtttiiinnngggg.

Big girls don’t cry… they get even

I'm ret ta go

This honestly goes for a lot of pet names lol don’t call me love or no BS unless you’re a ladyyyyy , imma look at you crazy

Brother. Almond Joys are many things. Delicacy it is not.

GREAT.

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