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What were the Pilgrims hiding under those buckle hats. That’s what I wanna know.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Doesn’t the Macy Day Parade have a history of their floats popping or deflating?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

It's almost Thanksgiving, which means it's almost time for me to post about my favorite cursed TV commercial

submitted 93 days ago • 143 comments

Guys, all these Matt Gaetz jokes seem a little premature! The guy clearly has a bit of a mess on his hands.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this post something green.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

So used to the like button being on the left, but it’s on the right here on Bluesky.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

That canceled TV Show you’ll never stop thinking about

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

My one issue with this episode is the whole “synthetic happiness” thing releasing Angelus. I don’t know. It always kinda bugged me.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

It’s a reverse Jack Frost. Except she bangs the snow man. Hot Frosty.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Drew Barrymore just called Christina Ricci the original Wednesday Addams. That’s technically not true. Most iconic? Probably. But not the first.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Tobias as trans allegory, yes?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

One time, the Animorphs went on a trip to Atlantis. It was weird.

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Where do werewolves fall in the monster category for Buffy. They’re not demons, apparently.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

They were mighty. And they were morphin. They clearly had power. But did they ever range anything?

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One time, Buffy had a demon with a shark head that went after you for unpaid loans. It was a literal loan shark.

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“I find myself wondering what the plural of Apocalypse is.”

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Why is it that the Vampires on Buffy always rise knowing martial arts, and seem to instinctually want to fight the Slayer?

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment