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Is smurfing in Salmon Run a thing? Can we call that chumming? #splatoon

Kraken might be the only good team in Seattle* rn and they're not even in the playoffs :( (*Reign have only played three matches so not enough data)

Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.

Today is the LAST DAY to sign up as a competitor for SeaBATTLE Royale! You don't want to miss out on Eddy's birthday bash! start.gg/SeaBATTLE

2025 and we still have #compsplatoon tournament streams that don't tell me whether it's Bo3 or Bo5. this is literally basic information

it occurs to me that since Splatoon 3 isn't getting a free performance update, that might increase the possiblity of an enhanced version at some point?

i wish there was a place i could just walk to and buy fresh tortillas cause i cannot be trusted with a bag of tortillas

I can't imagine how bad Marooner's Bay must have been in a game without egg throw

can't believe they put dp in kart

lmao

Today is the LAST DAY of standard registration for SeaBATTLE Royale! Sign up today before prices increase. You don't want to miss out on the final chance to qualify for the LAN Championship Showdown on April 12th! start.gg/seabattle

why am i getting better gold scale luck on these normal rotations than triumvirate rotations lmao

Wave Breaker buffs

on the one hand going to BoBC with the crew would've been sick, but no way we would have gotten second with me instead of ike 😂

can someone replace Negrón with a stop sign. the number of awful sends I've seen over the last many, many years is too damn high

condemned to another season of being a Mariners fan

idc if most of the game is like Echoes/Corruption as long as the world and basic combat is like Prime certainly looks cool

watching so much Kaizo has made me kind of want to get into it. I just need a SNES, a controller, whatever they call the SD2SNES now, and a CRT. anybody have money

>haven't been to a Seattle Rust meetup since pre-pandemic >look up whether Seattle Rust meetups are happening >it's in Redmond now fuck me for wanting to take the light rail anywhere

holy shit the Ms extended Cal i legitimately can't believe it

kind of forgot how good Impossible burgers actually are. I just wish I didn't need a six-figure job to afford them myself

I don't know how I got up there and I sure as hell don't know how I'm getting down

It's Eddy's birthday at SeaBATTLE Royale! Join us at the University of Washington's HUB and celebrate with this incredible poster by the talented @andromedia.bsky.social ! #splatoon #compsplatoon start.gg/seabattle

I don't get shit done during any time of the day what do I pick for Springfest

NFL teams play almost twice as many interdivisional games as divisionals. So divisions already don't matter except for scheduling purposes. The reward for winning your division should be, at most, making the playoffs. A 9-8 division winner should never host an 11-6 wildcard.

Now that my mind’s on the subject. I’m done asking nicely. Y’all better be masking at these LANs. Disabled people deserve community too, now more than ever. Don’t deny us space by not wearing a mask.

women

this Kraken late-season tank ain't going so well

first time I've made muffins without them falling apart 😋

that is 100% not deliberate and once again the Sounders get screwed

Missed your chance to qualify for the LAN Championship Showdown? SeaBATTLE! Royale is the last stop on the LCS qualifier circuit. Don't lose out on your chance to be a part of this historic event! #splatoon #compsplatoon

wish I could afford a commission

If you haven’t heard yet- we’re planning Eddys first birthday party, and you’re invited! April 12th at the UW HUB, esports area. Join our discord to get all of the updates as we’re exactly ONE MONTH AWAY from celebrating! Maybe you’ll also notice something new about the SeaBATTLE server icon? 👀

Every time #compsplatoon players talk about not going to LANs within a reasonable distance from them because they don't feel like it or don't think it's worth it I start clawing at the walls of my enclosure

More like when I have any interaction ever

Six glodders at the buzzer, but more importantly, only 69 away from a gold banner!

Probably not gonna get a better score this Big Run. Pretty satisfied. #splatoon

Five goals? In this economy?

There's no feeling quite like rolling a good team in Freelance #splatoon

oh thank god LUTI isn't zones-only I can actually watch it