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Human dad, dog dad, plant dad. DCFC. Record collector. Adequate musician. Not fond of ketchup or ranch. Foul of mouth, dirty of mind.
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Happy motherfucking Match Day! Up the Fucking City! #dctid

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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

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if Punxsutawney Phil sees an episode of The White Shadow it means six more weeks of Edgar Winter OW MY BACK

submitted 39 days ago • 13 comments

Fun fact: RFK, Jr. has a gorgeous singing voice.

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A man in PA buys a newspaper every day, looks at the front page, then throws it away. This puzzles the seller who finally asks, "Why do you do that every day?" "I'm checking for an obituary," the man replies. "But the obituaries aren't on the front page!" "Oh, the one I'm waiting for will be."

submitted 52 days ago • 37 comments

Family includes everyone! ❤️

submitted 116 days ago • 743 comments

1971. Terry Gilliam's wonderful opening sequence for The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine: www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJr...

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repost this post if you'd buy a detroit city fc x free palestine scarf for charity 🇵🇸⚜️

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

CanCon Trivia. Canadian author Leslie McFarlane wrote the Hardy Boys mysteries under the the nom de plume Franklin W. Dixon. His son Brian McFarlane was a longtime Hockey Night in Canada broadcaster and creator of the cartoon character Peter Puck.

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Seductive Jesus: “Put your hand in my wound, Thomas.” Thomas: “Yeah, sticky, huh?” Seductive Jesus: “The whole hand, Thomas. I said the whole hand.”

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Gillian Welch and David Rawlings last night. Killing it as usual, even while Dave was “really really sick.”

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bobby brady: dad, can i have an advance on my allowance? mike brady (drops pen): jesus christ bobby the door was closed for a reason, i'm trying to finish these goddamn blueprints, i'm on a deadline bobby brady: okay, MAY i have an adv -- mike brady (looking for pen): NO

submitted 615 days ago • 6 comments

I like to think I’m an Ernie, but if we’re going to be honest about it, I’m really more of a Bert.

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If you rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and granted you a wish and you wished for unlimited money, do you have to report that to the IRS? Can you work tax coverage into your wish? “I want unlimited money and then a little extra to cover the taxes.”

submitted 508 days ago • 0 comments

Five perfect travel days in Europe to one bad one. So far so good.

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

Met dudes from Serbia, Croatia, and Holland, and am having the time of my life. #oktoberfest #munich

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Frosting is the condiment of the baking world.

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