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submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

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submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

At a certain point, it's not really an aircraft "carrier" anymore

submitted 1 day ago • 96 comments

drunk at the conclave nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks

submitted 1 day ago • 56 comments

All I know is that I better fucking get my usual 30 dolls for Christmas

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

“Is the game named after a serious crime going to involve being mean to cops?” has got to be some of the dumbest, low level thinking I could imagine

submitted 1 day ago • 100 comments

the rightwing influencers are trying hard to flip the narrative to “it’s your duty to sacrifice for your country” like during WWII. except WE ARE NOT AT FUCKING WAR you walnuts.

submitted 3 days ago • 77 comments

I am amused by the framing of this article because you may as well accuse me of refusing to use a flame thrower in my work. I'm not refusing, it is of no use to me because I am a non-fictition writer. That's all.

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

Jeep drivers: are you ever afraid that all those ducks on your dashboard could become deadly projectiles in an accident?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The community note

submitted 3 days ago • 311 comments

You can now get rich calling children racial slurs, because America 🇺🇸

submitted 4 days ago • 143 comments

all of this hype over a new pope and then they announce him and he’s got some dumb name like “GREGORY XVII.” they should shake things up and give this one a star wars name. his holiness rylar jorbo

submitted 4 days ago • 44 comments

Who wants to join my crossover thrash band “Suburban Dad Things”? I already wrote a few guaranteed hits: “All My Clothes Are From Costco” “Who Changed The Thermostat?” “Just Gonna Rest My Eyes” “4th Trip to Home Depot Today” “Black Mulch / Green Nikes”

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

my mother has a medical podcast where she self diagnoses her ailments it’s called my voicemail and it happens every morning at 9 am.

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

pick the pope highlander-style where all the catholics fight to the death until there's only one left send skeet

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Dear god let this man cook.

submitted 8 days ago • 1139 comments

Glen is short for Glenjamin?!?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Pritzker: Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research…

submitted 9 days ago • 1028 comments

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.

submitted 9 days ago • 837 comments

U.S. Congress, hi! Swell to see a few of you starting to talk about your impeaching. With incontrovertible evidence, already seen and understood by the whole world! You have the power to put an end to this mess, and those who do will have the love and gratitude of the whole world forever.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Sending up white smoke to let my husband know I picked what I want to eat for dinner

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

I’ll never get over how many in the media seem surprised that a con artist is charming in person. That’s like #1 in the list of grifter qualifications.

submitted 9 days ago • 205 comments

Why did we stop with pants and shorts? What about cargo t-shirts? Or is that just a jacket?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

submitted 102 days ago • 267 comments

STEWARDESS: can anyone help land the plane? ME: raises hand STEWARDESS: anyone else? ME: raises other hand STEWARDESS: anyone who doesn't have two mini-pringles cans stuck on their hands?

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

This Aaron Gordon dunk is probably the closest buzzer beater I have ever seen. Also I think it’s good, ball was through the rim.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

My daughter is very upset that her favorite workout shorts are being discontinued and I told her this is a life lesson to never like any products or enjoy anything ever.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Bloody hell, Thomas Aquinas was massive. I think he's the only kaiju to have been a Doctor of the Church.

submitted 12 days ago • 36 comments

I like how the CIA deputy director's son getting killed fighting for Russia because he loved Lord of the Rings is like the 7th most outlandish story of the week

submitted 12 days ago • 107 comments

More proof we are living in a simulation...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

submitted 64 days ago • 227 comments

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

submitted 14 days ago • 858 comments

Totally pulled a @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social when I said to my wife “Calories from snacks eaten while standing in the kitchen don’t count.”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

"Out with the old, in with the blue." -Papa Smurf, plunging his hand into my chest, slowly transforming me into one of his kind.

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death

submitted 15 days ago • 670 comments

She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

Continuing my MST3k homages to classic Marvel covers, here is the Sci-Fi Channel era, with Mike and the bots being chased through Time and Space by Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @rifftrax.com

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

Anyone else missing Jeff Van Gundy’s unhinged commentary in the NBA playoffs?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments