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Sustain the illusion with marvelous grace.
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This is a great horned owl. It’s not my picture. I’ve never seen him, but I looked up his sounds and this is the guy. He roosts near my window somewhere at night, probably to keep an eye on my neighbors chickens. And keeping me up.

What’s the end game? He’s fukked his business interests in the long run. Unless he plans to hold the US hostage with what he’s gathering thru his illegal bs and his government contracts, his businesses are dead.

Sorry that I yelled at the Girl Scouts picking up trash from the parade in Mandeville last night. I thought they were prisoners.

58 years is a lot of Mardi Gras. At a very young age, I learned to walk on my hands to grab shit. I learned to urinate anywhere. I learned the beads and trinkets were magical and you could make people do things for them. I gave a bead to Alec Gifford on live TV. Resting today. See y’all mg (day) ⚜️

So, at what point did you realize you’re gonna have to watch Severence all over again? I think weird ass Adam Scott, cheating on Helly with Helly flipped a switch that I may need medication to recover from.

As long as we’re circling the drain and all, do we have a skeleton government going through the motions behind a wood shed or something, at the ready to step in?

$crim Scrim

How it started …

Big Head Todd and the Monsters sound like Roxy Music. These guys new?

Reverse truth or dare time, kids. Dare —If you can find proof that Stephen Miller was ever picked for kickball, I’ll do anything you want. Btw, in case you haven’t noticed, the whales in our oceans of America are going crazy.

Yellowjackets and crazy Misty are back.

Confused? You won’t be after this week’s episode of Soap. #ukraine

Topical - smells like teen spirit is the most organized noise ever.

The Associated Press should call him little Marco, too.

I guess Lil Wayne’s getting his halftime show. #snl50

I don’t believe Meryl Streep has played a floozy before? #snl50

I need a Meryl Streep Kate McKinnon mother-daughter road trip comedy #snl50 #devilwearsnada

Nothing compares to Sinead O’Connor‘s version of nothing compares 2 U. Testament was served. #snl50

2 brothers- 1 Photo Booth. Hyper-masculine portrait of Kyle and I Mardi Gras (day) at Molly’s at the Market.

So we’re still going with Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan are funny? #snl50

Kristen Wiig is going to pass a bone. #snl50

Scrim made NBC nightly news. Coming up.

Hmmm. Cars going around in circles really fast or SNL 50 years?

Dude travelled. #nba

Japanese Magnolia bloom today in the garden wall (that’s dirty) 🌺