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tofoomeister.bsky.social

Data wrangler, Philadelphia defender, Cord cutter, House/Trance listener, Code absconder, Birds watcher, Oxymoronic fighting Quaker, Meme creator, Blue appreciator, Social media quitter, Tofoo meister, not necessarily in that order

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Somebody: "I miss that thing they could do with their hands" Falling for it: "What thing" That thing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rRj...

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Just ordered some @bodegacats.bsky.social merch for the nice price of nice dollars and nicety-nice cents

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DID YOU KNOW? New Orleans, Louisiana is called the “Big Easy” for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.

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Got my Barkley 26 with the SBLIX patch on because it's parade day #Eagles

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"Tens of dollars worth of damage!" Jon Stewart nails it as usual www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idyg...

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March 16, 2024. #Eagles: What uniform number do you want, Kenny? Pickett: Can I keep '8'? Eagles: Sorry, we just gave 8 to CJ Gardner-Johnson, he's coming back from Detroit Pickett: OK, how about '7'? Eagles: Sure. Why 7? Galaxy-brain Pickett:

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Shout out to #Eagles 2023 seventh round pick Moro Ojomo, who threw the block that allowed Cooper DeJean to score a pick six

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Philly vs. Everybody will continue until morale improves

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Are the #Eagles fans doing the KC warpath chant? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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FUCK THE THREEPEAT FUCK MAHOMES FUCK TRAVIS FUCK BUTKER #FUCKTOMB FUCK FOX FUCK THE FINTECH DORKS' BOTTOMLESS WALLETS FUCK THE ORANGE FELON E-A-G-L-E-S CHANTS SPILLING OUT OF THE SUPERDOME, OVER THE BAYOUS, AND RINGING IN THE WORLD'S EARS PVE = PHILLY VS. EVERYONE AND PHILLY CAME OUT ON TOP

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#Eagles

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Does bsky have any images that precede unfortunate events accounts? Because if not, here's your hall of fame tier first skeet

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#Eagles

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Maybe the loudest E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES chant in recorded history?

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Now would be a great time for a Saquon open field helmetslapper of a run

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Saquon got his game face on

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One of my "favorite" pervasive online takes is the one where [insert city] is burning/will be burnt/has already burnt beyond redemption. Philly didn't burn in 2017 when the Eagles won and didn't burn in 2023 when they lost, just like Los Angeles ... well, uhh nevermind

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In a world full of gas markets, be a @grocerypump.bsky.social

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Jordan Mailata, one 5th-place OPOY vote. That voter is a KNOWER OF BALL. #Eagles

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this clip needs more www.youtube.com/watch?v=36a6...

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I was the first one at jury duty to hit 'em with the GO BIRDS instead of "here" at roll call, but I wasn't the last. Birds by 40

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

defector dot com: "Normalize eating poop" #Eagles fans on bsky: WE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Been reading a lot of "Eagles/Chiefs SB is boring" just because it was the same matchup two years ago, and to those people I believe you should be forced to watch Seattle 43 Denver 8 in February every year Clockwork Orange style instead of the actual game

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This Taylor, posted by these #Eagles? www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI_T...

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Somebody: "I miss that thing they could do with their hands" Falling for it: "What thing" That thing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rRj...

Just ordered some @bodegacats.bsky.social merch for the nice price of nice dollars and nicety-nice cents

DID YOU KNOW? New Orleans, Louisiana is called the “Big Easy” for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.

Got my Barkley 26 with the SBLIX patch on because it's parade day #Eagles

"Tens of dollars worth of damage!" Jon Stewart nails it as usual www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idyg...

March 16, 2024. #Eagles: What uniform number do you want, Kenny? Pickett: Can I keep '8'? Eagles: Sorry, we just gave 8 to CJ Gardner-Johnson, he's coming back from Detroit Pickett: OK, how about '7'? Eagles: Sure. Why 7? Galaxy-brain Pickett:

Shout out to #Eagles 2023 seventh round pick Moro Ojomo, who threw the block that allowed Cooper DeJean to score a pick six

Philly vs. Everybody will continue until morale improves

Are the #Eagles fans doing the KC warpath chant? HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK THE THREEPEAT FUCK MAHOMES FUCK TRAVIS FUCK BUTKER #FUCKTOMB FUCK FOX FUCK THE FINTECH DORKS' BOTTOMLESS WALLETS FUCK THE ORANGE FELON E-A-G-L-E-S CHANTS SPILLING OUT OF THE SUPERDOME, OVER THE BAYOUS, AND RINGING IN THE WORLD'S EARS PVE = PHILLY VS. EVERYONE AND PHILLY CAME OUT ON TOP

#Eagles

Does bsky have any images that precede unfortunate events accounts? Because if not, here's your hall of fame tier first skeet

#Eagles

Maybe the loudest E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES chant in recorded history?

Now would be a great time for a Saquon open field helmetslapper of a run

Saquon got his game face on

One of my "favorite" pervasive online takes is the one where [insert city] is burning/will be burnt/has already burnt beyond redemption. Philly didn't burn in 2017 when the Eagles won and didn't burn in 2023 when they lost, just like Los Angeles ... well, uhh nevermind

In a world full of gas markets, be a @grocerypump.bsky.social

Jordan Mailata, one 5th-place OPOY vote. That voter is a KNOWER OF BALL. #Eagles

this clip needs more www.youtube.com/watch?v=36a6...

I was the first one at jury duty to hit 'em with the GO BIRDS instead of "here" at roll call, but I wasn't the last. Birds by 40

defector dot com: "Normalize eating poop" #Eagles fans on bsky: WE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

Been reading a lot of "Eagles/Chiefs SB is boring" just because it was the same matchup two years ago, and to those people I believe you should be forced to watch Seattle 43 Denver 8 in February every year Clockwork Orange style instead of the actual game

This Taylor, posted by these #Eagles? www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI_T...

In case you haven't already, today's as good a day as any to switch away from State Farm #Eagles

I love this city

#Eagles It is time to check in on the NFC East meme war. IYKYK

#Eagles Teams with 7 rushing TDs in one game, all time:

love to see it #Eagles

love to see it #Eagles