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I like baseball, reading, theme parks, Survivor, and pro wrestling, pretty much in that order. I don't post anything important or interesting. You shouldn't follow me.
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John Cena main eventing a WrestleMania over CM Punk in the year 2025 is so fucking funny

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Convince me it's safe to fly

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This NYCFC - Inter Miami match has been wild

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@benlindbergh.bsky.social I chose an iPhone as my work phone so I could familiarize myself with the interface to support users, but oh my god it's awful awful awful. I have a newfound respect for John Brebbia.

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Just took a pretty damn strong power nap in the MRI machine

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I'm in the mood for a major snowstorm tbh

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❤️ youtu.be/hTFjeq2jZHY

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Done with phase one of the flu; no more body chills, unregulated temperature, or body pain. Headaches remain, congestion and sore throat remain, now have developed a bad cough. FUN FUN FUN. Today is day 8.

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Oh no

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Having a cold/flu this bad while living alone and being single and having no family within 200 miles really sucks a lot. It's taken me 5 hours to get out of bed and medicate and drink water. My entire body aches. My head aches. I'm cold and sweating. My feet are ice and my torso is on fire.

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Have you considered: youtu.be/sOhhO0oU0RI

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I'm beginning to think that taking that double dose of Adderall XR at 2 pm wasn't a good idea.

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My heat quit working overnight. Merry Christmas!

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I'm the perfect amount of stupid to really, really enjoy reading. I very rarely pick up on any foreshadowing, and I don't think about or overanalyze tropes. With the right authors, every plot twist and turn and surprise is amazing because I'm way too dumb to have seen it coming. Reading is awesome.

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Someone in my office is eating frozen french fries that were cooked at home, stored overnight in the refrigerator, and then re-heated here with ketchup; I pretty much want to die right now.

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Good morning youtu.be/G4XQN9qOzmo?...

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Two years ago, the Mets signed Justin Verlander on my birthday. Let's top that with Juan Soto 🤞

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in their patrol cars

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The Jets are so funny, I haven't watched in almost 10 years and they're the same team. The games play out the same way. I never believed in the "Same Old Jets" aura/mentality growing up but I believe it now.

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The hater in me is pretty happy with the results of this week's Survivor

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Aiming to read 5 books between now and the release of Wind and Truth next Friday. It's about 63 hours worth of audiobooks. I think I can do it.

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The wrestling tonight is absolutely delivering #AEWFullGear #AEW

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Well, now I know we made the right decisions

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@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com does the 360 include the 2024 or the 2025 annual?

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@robcesternino.bsky.social do downloads from random third party apps like Podcast Addict help or only iTunes?

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youtu.be/oWkUJginH7g?...

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DHs are fake

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Man I hate the state of Florida. The last year has almost completely killed my desire to move back there. Wish that place didn't suck so much because some of my closest friends in adulthood live there, as well as my family. But man what a shitshow that place is from top to bottom.

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We are so unfathomably insignificant and small, yet so impressively improbable and amazing. I find that comforting when everything around us is so bad.

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I can't stop thinking about Yumi and the Nightmare Painter ever since I finished it. I wish the GraphicAudio version was already available because I want to experience the book again. It really is one of my favorite books ever.

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Big L for me for not realizing Kingda Ka was closing and getting a final ride in. The only time I ever rode it, I blacked out. I should have tried again.

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