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me: there's another one buddy without eyes to see: another what- oh fuck you me: i'm kidding. this one's just a normal water bottle. nothing cathedrous about it buddy without eyes to see: i hope there's a water bottle in hell and they put you inside for saying cathedrous me: it's my deadname

it was a good run but I think I'm just celibate now

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whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath

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someone teach me not to push "show media" while I'm at work

TONIGHT WE GOON IN HELL

Here he is with a hat to make him beautiful

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Good evening, everyone... or should we say good MORNING? That's right: it's another Morning Stream: Night Edition! Wow! AND we're looking at a subreddit called "r/JarPumping" and we can't look at any of the pics on stream. twitch.tv/gooffkings

Eden is one of the most heartbreaking stories in our community. Please take a moment to think of her and all the other trans women of color stuck in oppressive situations

[at the chilis with the gloryhole] jeez these jalapeño poppers just aren’t agreeing with me tonight! be right back…

Waking up in the deathgrips of a cunty haze while looking for coffee is a daily occurrence for me. I've just had my 1st cup. Normal now. ☕️🙋‍♂️ GM! @afraidofwasps.bsky.social

the three constants in my life: death, taxes, and my fat tits

AT MY STRONGEST / AT MY WEAKEST

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ChatGPT ad shows generative AI is totally washed. Impossible to tell what it was the first half until it started saying random prompts like "write me a business plan." Two years in and they don't have a better sales pitch than "summarise this article for me." Washed!

#goonstrained #ingooned

I thought these chuds were all about owning black people in public

IDK ABOUT YOU BUT IM FEELING 22 ✨️

(Fact pops up on the TV) Oh damn dude, did you know this is the largest point differential since Superbowl, (spending nine minutes trying to read the roman numerals) Four Thousand

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