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The Undertaker as a character is lesbian-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

reconnecting with old mutuals on here

grinches is mammals

Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

can someone invent a way to have two wife's.

playing the hits for earth day

THEY MADE SHEOGORATH HOT

Your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle says a lot about you. Leonardo: Muslim Raphael: Muslim Donatello: Muslim/Atheist Michelangelo: Muslim

ken just sent me this please enjoy

TOOK JESUS THREE

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absolutely bodied by luxembourgish

POOP DOOD WAT NOU

An obscure feature in Super Mario Maker 2 is "Chain Chomp Stack Solidarity". A Chain Chomp will attack other Chain Chomps, but will refuse to harm those it was stacked with. Even if the stack is completely separated, the Chain Chomp will remember its friends and not harm them.

all these millions of kilometers away, Jove is so still, so small. you'd never guess the conflict roiling on a moon you can't even see

rubio entering the oval office in a maid outfit: meow. i come bearing … pawsant news trump: lay it on me lil mama rubio: we have successfully deported every living being that can make taco salads a portion of stephen millers face peels back revealing a cyborg structure as reticles paint rubio

Pope Francis has asked to be buried wearing his Michigan football helmet.

A healthy 88 year old with pneumonia doesn't just drop dead like that. Something is up

Good morning!

happy easter xbox

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I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.

they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke

they had ice back on earth. Just a little bit - and no one ever fought over it. Maybe losing that ice is what caused everything to happen after. Maybe that's why they're fighting over it now.

word is there's no war on Titan. folks over there got sick of the dying, the killing. Dropped their weapons on the spot, and drew up a treaty, or ceasefire or whatever

New game for you all: ask google what a made-up phrase means.

realest fuckin shit ever spoken

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