tokenhumanfriend.bsky.social
Small squishy human living in a big fuzzy world. Prone to giving history lectures on fictional universe (He/Him, 18+ only!)
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*Blinks* Well I guess that's better than falling in....though I am terrified of trying to shower all this off ....
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That is definitely the song
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Welp, guess I better start mixing the cake batter huh?
....can you help open the flour bag? It's too big.
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Well at first I thought having the name tags filled out already was a nice touch, but now I'm a bit concerned....
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*gets to the Valentine's Day episode* Oh yeah, definitely have one of ours on the inside
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Why yes, I am the target demographic, well done pressing buttons
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What did I do to deserve this? Seriously, I need to know (so I can do it again)
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Well it's been 30 minutes since you posted this so we should be halfway through page 2 on the e621 tag
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Holy cow :O
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I'd get the spray bottle to discourage procasti-cleaning but I'm terrified about what would happen if I used it on you....
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Paging Dr. @kereminde.bsky.social
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I'm terrified and intrigued!
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H....holy crap Kara 🫣
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If you don't pass the Dairy Queen flip test, DNI 😤😤
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The fact that you can rotate that flag's design and it makes a great cape really was a great selling point
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If you can't push your own buttons how the hell are you gonna push someone else's?
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Ugh that sounds so comfy right now
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You've still got your winter coat of fur right?
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It's shaped like a feeding bowl for good canines
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*Looks at his weekly "little treat" and birthday coming up next month*
Oh ....oh no ....
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That orange chicken is pretty high in protein...
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Mixed use apartment/retail spaces are an endangered species!
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And you get home at a reasonable hour!
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*Nervous laughter* Wow this bar countertop is high up isn't it
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"the one exception micro" is a great trope
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With the perfectly weighted/soft blanket!
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So like how big of an insurance plan would I need to take out, hypothetically speaking
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Maws or paws?
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Ideal size?
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I volunteer!
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Can I do belly instead if I'm good 🥺
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With ectoplasm hi-c liquid cooling systems
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I'm even more concerned
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The fact that this shows up on my feed without any sort of post in reference has me doublely concerned.
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Urge to be a massive end-of-the-world level threat as soon as you're offered the Mad Katz controller
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Oooh me me, pick me!