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tokesntits.bsky.social
This account is dedicated to me trying to get hired by Rick Riordan! I live in a vw beetle.
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@rickriordan.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/4iRLjW... fuck you 🩷🖕

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social disillusioned, undercut, fucked with no hope. Fuck it and you.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I have a huge bruise on my leg today:/

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social you get two today, who cares open.spotify.com/track/01K4zK...

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I’m into this because of your character Thalia and the long game of a girls life open.spotify.com/track/0kpNpT...

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social one time mythomagicinc read my stuff and then said they liked the backstory I gave Thalia but I didn’t think I gave Thalia a backstory so I responded like “did you even read it” and I feel really bad about that plz tell he my bad and I’m sorry

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I don’t think you should have to worry about script leaks if you’re writing from the book. Because if you are the script’s been leaked a few decades now. But idk

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I know you know I live in my car but today I got a portable generator and a portable ac!!!! (I still wish you’d casted an American to play Thalia so you’re not off the hook or anything I’m just excited)

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

HEY. HIRE ME. PLEASE. open.spotify.com/track/0gtjKm...

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Me, my lunch, my under eye hyperpigmentation and my stuffy nose. Please hire me-everything is bad. @rickriordan.bsky.social

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I’m sick today but I have to work a double tomorrow open-close

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social my coffee this morning

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social you could just decide I’m cool and no one could tell you no.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I just really like this song idk i hope you have a good day but also a hard enough day to change your mind about me open.spotify.com/track/333XFH...

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social do you get sad when I don’t @ you first thing in the morning or are you just annoyed by all of them unrelated to the time of day?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social tr*mp wants to open Alcatraz idk im pretty sure people died there and things are bad.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social wanna change your mind about hiring a fan? No:/? Another day it is.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social it’s tomorrow. I didn’t sleep; good morning.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social youtu.be/Xl1psdL6z0c?...

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social you posted about workers an hour ago but you’re rich as shit and unwilling to work with me so it feels insulting because I’ve been working and working and working

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I wish Rick riordan liked his fans

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social me on the best day ever

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social it’s April 29th; the high in Birmingham is 84. youtu.be/-qee6dFKlw4?...

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_(Ta...

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning, please fw (fuck with) me. @rickriordan.bsky.social

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social my paycheck just in case it could make you feel bad enough to rethink not hiring me

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social fuck Percy Jackson! (Jk I’m just rereading the hunger games with a friend)

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

New term for poor just dropped

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I still would like to be in pjo even if I don’t agree with all of your decisions. Here’s some sky news. I hope you have a good day even though you took the politics out of Thalia.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I regret learning to read.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I hope you find this entertaining

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t tweet nothing:(

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in timeout:(

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social my house with new decorative stickers, seafoam, an oil change, and two new car parts:)

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I’m cool either way I’ll live but I would like to come to you again requesting employment youtu.be/7Gbg6Z70J7E?...

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social me x Thalia

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

1850? Dawg, www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSiU... the government doesn’t acknowledge my tribe

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social my last hotel breakfast for a while:(

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social an honest review from an old manager of mine

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social good morning can you pray I get my car back today otherwise I’ll be on foot homeless tonight

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Thank YOU for coming out! This is exactly why we do this. One objective of these rallies has been for people in red and swing areas to start seeing and finding one another. There is power in numbers. We also bring local organizers onstage to speak and highlight local issues. It’s been great 💜

submitted 68 days ago • 446 comments

On my plate this week: Surviving even if I don’t like it

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I know I can’t convince you to take a chance on someone from the working class by begging over the internet. I can however use your curiosity against you to convert you to swiftism youtu.be/gbn_Z1FhS6A?...

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social idk who hurt you but you love killing off baddies

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I’m even older now. 24, from ‘01.time to put me down I guess:(

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I don’t know when I’m gonna die but I want to die having done something right fr

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social tomorrow I’m going to say “it’s literally my fucking birthday” and I need to forewarn you that’s not with a negative or aggressive tone but with excitement :)

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I’m a big Thalia fan, perhaps this one is petty. Nonetheless USA. USA.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

@rickriordan.bsky.social I don’t think I’ve said anything to you this morning, so you’re not getting off that easy but look at this

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments