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Most of the people who follow me are bots. Always been 95% sure everything is secretly terrible. Following cool reporters, professors, and other nerd shit; you ought to as well. Open to being convinced the internet was a huge mistake.
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as I keep saying, undiagnosed depression is not a politics

my politics is that both of these are stupid

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

The American people rebelled against Biden making their cheap servants less cheap and have resolved to bring 2019 back by kicking them all out of the country.

We all know this, right? There's this group of 'fancy' conservatives who would rather jump off a bridge than be forced to socialize with the mouthbreathers who actually share their views, so they put on a 'reasonable centrist' label to get invited to parties with liberals who know how to read.

i mean we all *knew* the death of culture would be a bit silly but "the most soulless rich people of all time decide autocomplete is going to be our new god" is a bit beyond the pale even for this timeline

Pretty jealous of the people who got to watch that plantation house burn down in person ngl

I am told voters rallied behind this guy because he was in touch with the working man.

so the members of congress just stopped going to el salvador and not a single person who was illegally sent there has been returned and that’s just how it is now?

The thing is, short of apocalyptic scenarios that imminently endanger most people, there’s no limiting principle on the rhetorical frame “you’re overreacting/this is a distraction.” You can easily apply it to some of the worst parts of US history. “Oh you have to sit at the back of the bus? So what”

American mainstream news is like "The far right science denier in charge who is responsible for the worst measles outbreak in recent history and who doesn't believe in germ theory says all the science is wrong about trans people, and this is why our Editorial Board agrees!"

Legality aside, how pathetic for the American head of state to fly around in the plane he got as a valentine from the Emir of Qatar. A kept little man.

I’ve really become convinced lately that many people have Sports Team views on politics/religion/etc - they don’t believe in anything, they don’t think other people do either, and get shocked by the idea other folks might have genuine ideological views (this is both a [nominally] left/right thing)

Lutnick: We're bringing back great jobs to the United States. Meaningful, masculine jobs. Jobs like standing under a gargoyle statue waiting for Batman to give you a serious brain injury.

If anyone wants a clean Woke Marxist Pope screenshot instead of those other ones floating around.

Must be that pro-natalism I’ve been hearing so much about.

We gonna talk about Sicko and Michael Moore with respect to RFK Jr. or...

“I asked ChatGPT” ok, i asked the runes, and the portents do not bode well for you. beg for help from your paltry electronic gods while you still can.

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

there are, in fact, a ton of positive role models for masculinity out there and if teenage boys choose the whiniest and most hate-filled versions that's at least somewhat on them

We've really arrived as a social media platform if we're engaging in platform wide debates about pre-modernity, this is some real Twitter shit rn

Americans really do grossly underestimate what a difference “walking everywhere” makes when they travel like yeah the walking is the reason you lost weight while eating bread in Italy, it’s not because Italian bread is imbued with magical nonna sprinkles that give it fewer calories