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to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star Now I lay me down to sleep, pray the lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, pray the lord my soul to take.

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Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…

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"Eatin' ain't cheatin'" but for the War Powers Act rather than the president's marriage vows

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Mike Francesa must never be permitted to say this name.

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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

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the reason these trucks look “silly” is that they have large windshields and a low hood, which increases visibility and reduces risk to pedestrians. trucks like this should look normal and F-150s should be the silly ones

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The Orioles are trending too, and I want to remind everyone that the Texas Rangers are the only MLB team not to have a Pride Day at their field, so the Orioles always hold their Pride Day when they're playing the Rangers at home so Rangers fans/players get one too. Go Orioles.

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This is a peach PSA The peaches are good right now. Eat a peach

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Yes I'm GAY. Going All Yaaas-queen! amiright? Is this thing on?

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When Teddy Roosevelt was called disloyal for criticizing Wilson’s conduct of WWI, he said “to announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

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I can evaluate this as a cold baseball deal like the Red Sox FO likely did, or I can evaluate this the emotions, but if you ask me what the Red Sox are doing, it’s probably dumping him before the car goes off a cliff no matter what they say to the media about the other stuff

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Father's day fit. Trip to the nail salon with my wife to get pedicures. Followed by a BBQ feast. Thank you @thatjessmess.bsky.social for a great day

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3 years ago, I started HRT. I was just trying to figure things out. I could not be happier with what I’ve learned about myself and who I’ve become (year 0, 1, 2, & 3, respectively)

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They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

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Dave Roberts: half black (this country enslaved them) Dave Roberts: father’s a US Marine (arresting American citizens) Dave Roberts: mother’s Japanese (this country interned them) Dave Roberts: lives in a city of Mexican immigrants . . . Dave Roberts: “I don’t know enough”

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The Dodgers’s silence about ICE in LA — and Dave Roberts’ feigned ignorance about what’s going on — is an absolutely horsehit look for the franchise of Jackie Robinson and Fernando Valenzuela www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...

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Even the most liberal baseball writers continue to insist on carrying water for this dude.

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Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

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Judge Judy and her husband bought bagels at the shop I worked at when I was 16. She looked familiar but I couldn't place the face. Afterwards my coworkers were laughing at me because they thought I was star struck. When in reality I was trying really hard to remember where I'd seen her before

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In the past week, a union leader has been arrested, a U.S. Rep charged with a crime, a U.S. Senator violently handcuffed, and reporters shot with rubber bullets and detained. There is no ambiguity. This is a regime operating as an authoritarian. Americans who believe in liberty must oppose it.

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@davidjroth.bsky.social may I present to you a "roll that beautiful bean footage" button? shop.bushbeans.com/products/tal...

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Sure things are bad out there, but it's cherry season and I'm eating cherries so...

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the southern baptist convention just had to sell their headquarters in downtown nashville to pay for all the sex abuse legal fees.

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thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

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At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.

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You can only be disappointed if you have expectations. Our current moment? Foretold in Project 2025. We lost. This was always a matter of when, not if. Find whatever happiness you can

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Trans peeps, QRP with a pic of yourself that you love.

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RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

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LAPD when they think nobody is watching

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what people seem to believe is that there is a large number of criminal, layabout immigrants who can be easily found and deported. they support doing so snd are dismayed by the deportation of otherwise law abiding people. the problem is that the criminal group is imaginary!

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The weird, often whitewashed way the civil rights movement is taught (or not taught) seemed to convince a lot of people that nonviolence was met with nonviolence, instead of you know, dogs, hoses, beatings, death, etc

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not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates