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tomatoanus.bsky.social
the air bud of speedrunning. co-host of @thefilmisokiedokie he/they
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showering with socks on rules. keeps out the pee.

my guy!

Oh to be a blue collar worker with a stomach of steel eating two gas station rollie pollie hotdogs at 8 am

my wheat thins came with some wheat thicks. genuinely inedible. hard as a rock.

DOOM: The Dark Ages speedruns are about to upgrade from weapon wheel clipping through everything to teleporting anywhere on the map instead And we can make it consistent by having the map bound to a mousewheel + playing at 30 fps, isn't speedrunning great? 💀

idk, spontaneously cum busting doesn’t sound so bad to me

Leading up to SpeedDogs and Pets, we'll be showcasing some of @sabledragonrook.bsky.social 's lizard friends that we are raising money for. Without further ado: Peekaboo! Meet Goldberry!

hate when you wake up and you really have to pee but your partner’s mouth is closed

chicago guy feeling awful papal this time of year

holy shit i've been submitting 7 for YEARS im so excited i cant believe it

new Fallout 4 Any% record! super close to the next minute barrier (which is my goal).

at a culver’s right now, that’s what’s up

My sympathies to @tomatoanus.bsky.social on this tragedy. This can only mean that it would have been the run.

How speedrunners beat RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 in 18 minutes (SPEEDRUN EXPLAINED) youtu.be/eO9Nm7zfpKw

new speedrun explained tomorrow

gm also trans rights btw

how am i supposed to function when the only thing my mind can think about is Blue Prince? very unfair imo, i should be allowed to function.

Check out our newest episode where we're joined by our first guest, @jadepasadena.bsky.social, bringing a film neither CJ nor Tommy had seen before. Predictions are made, hosts are ganged up on, and surprising opinions are revealed, all in this "short" episode. open.spotify.com/episode/7eJv...

whoops, accidentally set a new record during my first day back to full game Any%

Fallout 4 Any% (No Intro) world record reclaimed.

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

she mined on my craft til i the movied

can't wait for 2036 when everyone is begging for a PC port of The Duskbloods

tomatoanus is 8'19" tall (canon) (trying to trick google results)

oops, finished my goal for the year a little early

Yo we have been working on this for awhile and I'm proud of it. I hope yall like it!

How speedrunners beat every boss in Dark Souls in under an hour (SPEEDRUN EXPLAINED - All Bosses) youtu.be/cS4sz_UcqKg

ds1 All Bosses speedrun explained releasing tomorrow

a week ago, i hadn't done Fallout 4 Any% run in nearly half a decade. i spent all stream last Monday re-learning the run. last Wednesday was my first stream doing runs proper. today, my second stream doing runs, i get a 26 second No Intro PB, which comes out to 1 second slower than my full game PB.

blasting my March Madness anthem today:

Friendly reminder to everyone preparing their speedruns for SGDQ submissions "There is plenty of time to read donations" is not the selling point you think it is

something something something focal length

goal: 8:2x final time: 8:19

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last stream we had TWO runs within spitting distance of my current goal at 8:2x. today is the day we finally break that threshold past 8:30, i can feel it. live NOW with attempts. www.twitch.tv/tomatoanus

Wondering how players break games? I wrote an article about how to break games and why I do it. 🔔Big shoutout to special guest @tomatoanus.bsky.social for their knowledge and personal insights. Thanks so much! 🎉 bitsnpixels.org/p/breaking-g...

>:( @bryonato.bsky.social absolutely refusing playing footsie rn

having a great time 🥹😊😊😊