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be fruity and multiply

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if the Democrats ever get back in, they’re going to put the Obama portrait back but also keep the Trump one because they ‘honour the office and all its residents’ or whatever

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i’m looking at my pension contribution at work but I’m thinking building a pension rn is dwarfed in comparison to the urgency of buying in london??? so might invest the absolute minimum

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i’ve had 4 faults with commercial software and it’s 10 minutes into my day i hate this shitty silicon valley world order

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open.spotify.com/track/1vbnYO... honouring Her and Her work

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maybe this time when i check the news the situation will have resolved itself

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i love when the youtube algorithm thinks i have the income somebody my age should probably have

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... this means when i go to the bakery tomorrow, the shortbreads will be their normal size again

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what is this subculture called

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

DOWNING STREET: SIR KEIR STARMER 'DELIVERING RESULTS FOR BRITISH PEOPLE' AFTER BECOMING TRAPPED IN FANTASTICAL CGI WORLD OF BAMZOOKI

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

it’s really nice outside but all i want to do this week is mope

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

this but unironically this time

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icl jack black being anywhere or doing anything annoys me to fuck

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

“warns” lol, lmao.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Had a lovely little day trip to Oxford with @liamd-h.bsky.social and @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social over the weekend 🍃 🦖

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if u didn’t vote for Kamala Harris you don’t get to berate her for failing to defeat Trump lmao

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i have to learn what a DOW future is or how much smaller it’s going to make toblerone bars. all because a guy in cheshire started shaving all his sheep in one big building instead of doing it in lots of little buildings

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listen here liberal: you’re the only friend i need you’re the only friend i need sharing beds like little kids sharing beds like little kids

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i want them back i want them back the minds we had the minds we had

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

tomorrow the world resumes its buckling beneath the weight of the great human experiment but at least i don’t have to go to peterborough

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

it’s kind of insane how un-sleepy i’ve become since ditching SSRIs

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I can't get over this stuffed rabbit I saw in a garden centre today he's so frumpy and I wanted to take him home with me

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

so i guess peterborough is a carpark?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

lmao fucking ghost train i guess. no platform on the app, no platform listed at king’s cross, but it’s not late

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cnidarians and ctenophores are clearly related cuz why do they both have that silent c?

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When I’ve shaved my crack and washed her strap

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

be fruity and multiply

if the Democrats ever get back in, they’re going to put the Obama portrait back but also keep the Trump one because they ‘honour the office and all its residents’ or whatever

i’m looking at my pension contribution at work but I’m thinking building a pension rn is dwarfed in comparison to the urgency of buying in london??? so might invest the absolute minimum

i’ve had 4 faults with commercial software and it’s 10 minutes into my day i hate this shitty silicon valley world order

open.spotify.com/track/1vbnYO... honouring Her and Her work

maybe this time when i check the news the situation will have resolved itself

i love when the youtube algorithm thinks i have the income somebody my age should probably have

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... this means when i go to the bakery tomorrow, the shortbreads will be their normal size again

what is this subculture called

DOWNING STREET: SIR KEIR STARMER 'DELIVERING RESULTS FOR BRITISH PEOPLE' AFTER BECOMING TRAPPED IN FANTASTICAL CGI WORLD OF BAMZOOKI

it’s really nice outside but all i want to do this week is mope

this but unironically this time

icl jack black being anywhere or doing anything annoys me to fuck

“warns” lol, lmao.

Had a lovely little day trip to Oxford with @liamd-h.bsky.social and @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social over the weekend 🍃 🦖

if u didn’t vote for Kamala Harris you don’t get to berate her for failing to defeat Trump lmao

i have to learn what a DOW future is or how much smaller it’s going to make toblerone bars. all because a guy in cheshire started shaving all his sheep in one big building instead of doing it in lots of little buildings

listen here liberal: you’re the only friend i need you’re the only friend i need sharing beds like little kids sharing beds like little kids

i want them back i want them back the minds we had the minds we had

tomorrow the world resumes its buckling beneath the weight of the great human experiment but at least i don’t have to go to peterborough

it’s kind of insane how un-sleepy i’ve become since ditching SSRIs

I can't get over this stuffed rabbit I saw in a garden centre today he's so frumpy and I wanted to take him home with me

so i guess peterborough is a carpark?

lmao fucking ghost train i guess. no platform on the app, no platform listed at king’s cross, but it’s not late

cnidarians and ctenophores are clearly related cuz why do they both have that silent c?

When I’ve shaved my crack and washed her strap

i have finally visited oxford. my prognosis is it’s like my hometown if it wasn’t shit

going to look at creatures

some of you would sniff this

ye olde cognitive behavioural therapy

penis from a guy named cuthbert

smithers was the original gay tory