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Well played #Canada Your prize is New England as your 11th province. (You can opt out of New Hampshire if you want.) Please let the rest of us know when you will take over.

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100% guarantee that it won’t be long before trump says that “many people tell (him) that (he) should be on the $100 bill instead of Benjamin Franklin, who frankly was never president” Absolutely guaranteed

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I think it’s time for that #nationaldivorce Give maga the south and midwest for trumpistan and America will get back to being friends with our allies and following science

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LIES, @nytimes.com. SAY IT. **LIES.**

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That’s the problem. We’ve been standing by for too long.

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Not listening to @wbur.org or any @npr.org until #valentinesday is safely past and everyone stops yammering about how wonderful it is to have that special someone to send roses to

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I can’t wait for Saturday when the world will finally shut the fuck up about Valentine’s Day until next year #widowhood #widow #valentinesday #grief

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Reminder: report the wrong name for gulf of Mexico in #applemaps

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@npr.org crushing it in a report on sea turtles going out of their way to say “gulf of Mexico” as many times as possible

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Since we’re putting confederate names back up, I think the logical endpoint we might as well jump to now, to save time, is an executive order declaring that the south won the civil war. And the logical endpoint of THAT is that slavery should come back, like the founding fathers had. Right, maga?

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This morning’s email about #Disney ’s changes to its terms of service - don’t those emails always make you feel warm inside? - says that soon they will be adding ads to their “no ads” tier. Because. Cancelling forever the second I see an ad. Back to the high seas. Or maybe just my unread books.

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I think it’s time the us took over Russia. Our Siberian border has been neglected too long. Russians could live in Mongolia, there’s plenty of room there and we would do tremendous things in Russia.

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If this keeps up, SOMEBODY is going to get an angry letter from #Schumer

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I think it’s high time trump signed an executive order to award himself medals for single-handedly defeating Vietnam. He has been treated very unfairly

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Hey so FYI this is why a lot of us believe billionaires should not exist. Because no one should be rich enough to topple a government

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Hey @nytimes.com - I am right on the razor’s edge of cancelling my subscription after seeing the large looping video of douthat laughing with bannon. I can get right wing sanewashing from lots of free, crappy sources. I expect much, much better from you.

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