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Ruben. Ffs. Make a change. Do something?!

We’ve got to sell Onana this summer. Of all the players, it has to be him. I’m sure he just breathes nervousness into the defence. I’d hate to have someone so indecisive and unpredictable behind me. We just need a bog standard consistent shot stopper.

Come on Utd. Please get this done 🙏

Ian Dunt has to be one of the most disingenuous, vapid, grifting, columnists. He knew what he was pushing before the GE and is now dining out on telling everyone how disappointed he is about how shite Starmer is when he arrogantly told anyone who didn't agree with him they were stupid and naive.

Everton keeping Goodison for the women’s team is fantastic. Bound to boost attendance at their games and is great for the area. Shrewd move by the new owners fair play

Watched 20 minutes of that. Missed 6 good chances in that time. It’s criminal

How on earth have Utd had the chances they have and be losing this game 2-0 🤯 genuinely mind boggling

I hope @andymitten.bsky.social rated that atmosphere

Appreciate he’s probably got more to come but I can’t help but feel a bit disappointed with Dorgu. He has moments but gives it away all too often

Garna. You are not him. You might be one day but right now..

Get Onana out ASAP. Great strike but he had all day to look at it. Got two hands on it and pushed it in the net. It’s pathetic how poor he is

Savage is watching a different to the rest of us

Can Onana just fucking not

Switch to Garna is on a lot. No one brave enough to attempt it so far

So weak on the ball man. This is a tough watch already

Time lads

It's so weird to me that sports gambling became totally fine basically overnight. The whole time I was growing up it was understood to be utterly disgusting, debased behavior. Like a rung down from full blown alcoholism

Missed the wolves game as I was out with family but just caught up with the highlights. How on earth did Utd lose that game???

Utd are currently in a toxic relationship with their fans where by they continually let them down but occasionally come up with moments of pure joy and ecstasy making it impossible to leave them

Can Manchester United score? They ALWAYS score!

THIS FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM

Pathetic this lot. They hide, make the wrong decision Rome and time again and are always looking for someone else to bail them out

I blame Amorim for this. Should have made changes ten minutes ago

Dorgu needs a pre season. After a promising start at Utd he looks way off the pace

I get why Utd signed Eriksen but he’s stealing a living. The gk situation is a piss take but as I said earlier, Onana had to be dropped

Dorgu is worrying me. Looks completely lost and has done since his suspension

If that’s the other way, 100% that’s given as a penalty ffs

Utd clearly aren’t getting many free kicks today. Amass barged straight into, corner given.

Can we get a kid on for Eriksen? Playing with ten out there.

Sorry but that’s a yellow card??

you'll never be rid of him

Getting this out the way early. If Bayindir drops a stinker today, it was still the correct decision to drop Onana. He’s a liability and there have to be consequences to poor performances.

I don’t normally get this angry but I am. I’m going to say it. Is he match fixing? Is he? The ‘mistakes’ he makes are that ridiculous. How can a 29 yr old keeper still be that bad? How?! It happens way too often. The amount of games we’ve given away because of his mistakes is into double figures now

Andre Onana has to leave Manchester Utd

Garnacho couldn’t finish his dinner

Mount now. Please Ruben. You have eyes

Mount needed

He can’t keep costing us like this. He’s got to go

lol Onana. Of course

*Andy Townsend voice* Better