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I'm prepared to declare we are safe from relegation

But are the underlying numbers still good?

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

It's one thing to question what message this sends to Ange, but what must the players be thinking? Not just those who have been more outspoken, but the youngsters who signed in the summer, and who are being pushed to their absolute limit? To Porro and Kulu as they worry for their muscles every game?

Friends fear he's Sporcle-ing again. youtu.be/3cLr6hqlbeo?...

The club will be absolutely delighted with that. As long as the losses are by 1 goal, they get to blame it on fine margins

Are the underlying numbers still good?

I don't think the injuries this season are entirely bad luck, but even so, this is on another level to anything anyone has seen before. And it's the exact sort of extreme situation that gets you a relegation battle, no matter who you are. And they're still not going to sign anyone

I think there's a bit of a culture of picking and choosing the data for Spurs this season, on both sides of the argument about Ange/the squad. But whichever way you look at it, I cannot for one minute agree that luck is the prevailing factor

We are in so much trouble with this bloke in charge. Absolutely clueless

For close to 30 of my 37 years watching this fixture, I think I'd just like to see one - just one - visit where our senior players and our leadership doesn't totally evaporate. It's a massive club-wide problem that we need to sort out before we even start on anything else

You can't pick that front 3 and expect anything different anymore. It was so disastrous at Rangers that Ange publicly called out Werner. I get it's Tamworth, but it smacks of totally unearned arrogance

Literally my ideal content here

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This was a joy to put together. Get your ears around it.

I wouldn't, if I were you

In the midst of our terrible run of form I'd forgotten how ugly this whole rebrand is

Unreal how much more I want to *NUNO'S* Nottingham Forest than our bunch of absolute losers

Not sure groups who claim to represent the fans should be going in hard on those choosing not to pay (another) £40 one week after Christmas, tbh

My toddler just shoved his spoon so far down his throat that he gagged, and got really upset. Then he did it again, and gagged harder, and got more upset. Then he did it again, throwing the entire contents of his dinner up into his lap. Possibly the finest metaphor for Tottenham this season.

Oh god we might end January in the 'As it stands' mini table on Sky Sports

Starts Vs Arsenal imo