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tomjohnson.bsky.social
Former professional videogamesman, Currently: tech idiot, Brooklyn dirtbag, cat enthusiast, hot dog aficionado. Also found on SideQuesting
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Now that the Four Nations Face-Off has officially concluded so now everyone who has never watched the sport but have been emphatically posting about it with authority can go back into hibernation until the Winter Olympics

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I’m going to start talking about video games on the regular again if it kills me

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

have ANY of these guys ever used a FUCKING computer before

submitted 46 days ago • 13 comments

Costco should get into the weed business. Hit me with that Kirkland Signature Za

submitted 55 days ago • 3 comments

Felicidades!

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Does scripture ever definitively state whether or not Mary Magdalene had big naturals?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, VR gaming has officially peaked

submitted 63 days ago • 15 comments

Back in like, May, my coworker and I were smoking after work by World Trade and a German tourist on his first day in NY asked us for a cigarette, played us his beats off his phone, and had us follow him on Instagram. The dude is still posting stories from this trip as of today.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Christmas gifts are exchanged and with that the moratorium on being allowed to buy myself things has come to an end

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas rules because I have a pretty regimented schedule at this point: sleep in, open gifts with my family, go back to sleep and miss breakfast, watch Muppet Christmas Carol and then pretend I know anything about football for a few hours

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve been eating normal meals for the past 2 days and my body just does not know how to adjust to this change

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Here we go

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to my mom for making an entire pot of sauce and then after the fact being like "Oh double check that for me I can't really taste with the cancer meds and all"

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Stalking the user uploaded pictures of stores within walking distance and zooming in to see if I can buy Juul pods

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you Hulu w/ Ads for creating a situation where I needed to explain what PrEP is to my mother

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I became obsessed with the pan au chocolat from Jellycat for a hot minute and now my entire feed is trying to sell me plush foods all day every day

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Vibes on the Sunday night train to Ronkonkoma two days before Christmas are absolute insane

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Traveling internationally (kind of) for New Years sounded like a fools errand at first but now that it’s within reach I’m READY

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Have a pre-Christmas haircut scheduled for tomorrow can’t wait to chicken out and not do anything drastic as usual

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The parachute sequence in Saints Row: The Third where you airdrop in to “Power” by Kanye West

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

A couple is arguing in hushed tones like 6 feet outside my window and I’m sitting on the floor underneath it to try and listen in

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Last minute Christmas shopping

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Told myself I was gonna eat healthy today and then got sad and bought 20 nuggets what a life

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

This feels like a threat

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Wearing this shirt but for luigi mangione

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

I’m going to become the Joker

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

My boss and I spent like 5 minutes staring out the window at New Jersey looking for drones

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Went out to the kitchen to water my plants and ended up in a discussion with my roommates about the morality of dropping the atomic bomb on Japan

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments