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dumb and 18, havent had an original thought in my entire life i can make things, but i dont
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now draw my sona as a grimy coal miner during the industrial revolution

starbound is still fucking insane to me. what do u mean u can choose to be a landlord in the game made with child labor. whjat.

do you guys think that the guy who dabbed during the splatoon 2 reveal still thinks about that moment to this day

𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑨...

as someone who tried forcing themselves into growing up way too early it is upsetting to see someone look at what is a good memory and going "wow... i was so cringe..." never hate your passions

i strongly believe that if you purchased a game and someone else in your steam family is using it you should be able to kick them off like a big brother going "its my turn on the xbox"

"save 35% on bouquets for your partner" shut the fuck up doordash im barely cognizant right now give me four fucking cheeseburgers

spool pins as a concept r so fucked up. wdym theres an evil kind of pin that will turn the keyway in the opposite direction ur tensioning. why.

album cover recreations for a collaborative playlist

Kangaroo Pitcher

the 2000s were crazy to live through. as a kid i was sorta interested in beyblade so i sat down one day & started watching it. 10 minutes in my older brother walks in like "hey, what are you watching, GAYblade?" & i immediately thought "damn. i can never watch this again. he called it gayblade"

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i was way better at minecraft when i was taking adderall

hawk true, fact check that thang

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when will we start getting funko pops of roblox game characters

"it's good... for an rpg maker game" "the story is actually interesting... unlike other visual novels" please throw away your fear of liking something. it's okay to like a medium unironically. it will make you happier as a person when you stop belittling the things you like 💜

every time i go “i should shave my chest” i imagine my words as knives piercing a guy’s heart like that one meme image and instantly change my mind

i NEED to start animating again FUUUUUCK

"ur friends with a proshipper :/" yeah i mean tbf they wont be for long knowing these incoming tariffs

i was wondering why so many adults like coffee. now that i too as one, i am realizing that enjoying coffee is all you can do cause you gotta start drinking it or you’re kinda fucked (i refuse to touch energy drinks.)

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just realized today that i have a habit of drinking way too much coffee to the point where i begin jittering oops maybe 32oz is too much

You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.

cook em

fuzzy car seats are a genuine sensory nightmare im sorry but i cannot see how anyone would enjoy them

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

“forgiving is an essential part in the healing process” clearly you haven’t met shitty enough people

IT FINALLY DIDNT BOUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

ik for a fact furries are using the -# formatting on discord much more than anybody else is

"cannibalism as a metaphor for love" what if im just really hungry. then what

“men can’t get pregnant” is a lie spread by gay tops who don’t want to pay child support

my paycheck being bounced twice in a row is utterly fucking insane can i just have my money

pov: it doesnt like you

"He who seeks revenge digs two graves." is such a real saying bcuz i am more than willing to follow some fuckers to hell and beat them to death there too

i hate mouthbreathing but i hate swallowing my own mucus even more sorry but i mouthbreathe while i’m sick

utterly insane to me that the only ad that gets past my adblocker on youtube is an ad for an adblocker