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This is how it’s done.

submitted 2 days ago • 2872 comments

Bill Guerin’s gonna get a bunch of people to storm the NHL offices to have the result overturned.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Yay Canada, the better country

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Well we don’t watch The Traitors anymore.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i have very few marketable skills in this realm but after spending the last two weeks talking to dozens of govt employees i would consider it a massive honor to work alongside the kind people i’ve met who are motivated by a deep sense of civic duty and public service

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

I hope the producers on "Traitors" know that they need to have Mike White on the show post haste. And I hope Mike White knows that he needs to have Alan Cumming on "White Lotus" post haste.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

I love Tom Sandoval.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

submitted 14 days ago • 69 comments

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

submitted 14 days ago • 215 comments

When we finally do the tribunals and truth-and-reconciliation stuff after this mess gets cleaned up, I hope each of these vile little chan dunces is sentenced to "being tackled really hard by Roquan Smith."

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Caught “Ghostlight” tonight and it’s a shame it’s not one of the Best Picture nominees. A real delight.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Finished a months long rewatch of LOST tonight and it still hits big. They don’t make shows like that anymore. One of the greats.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Brutal stat on the ticker.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

This season of Survivor has been so well produced/edited

submitted 74 days ago • 7 comments

Folks, Survivor is great again

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote about the UConn/UMass rivalry trophy, its lack of a marketing plan or sponsorship, the NIL collective UMass has abandoned, Jim Mora, the Civil ConFLiCT, and also attempted some poetry. defector.com/uconn-and-um...

submitted 82 days ago • 4 comments

Conclave (meh, it was fine) has basically the same twist as a certain bad early 80s horror movie that is known almost exclusively for its out of nowhere twist. Somehow Conclave will be nominated for 12 Oscars.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

There's now an officially released version of the "Cheater Bitch" song from last week's Shrinking. I just hope they release a second one featuring Harrison Ford speak-singing a verse:

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

I love Saquon.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Your phone should alert you when there’s a damn snow game.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Is it possible to have BlueSky always pick up on the last post I was at? I spend far too much time scrolling back to where I thought I was.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Here to announce that the best movie of 2024 is “Hundreds of Beavers” and I don’t think it’s particularly close.

submitted 186 days ago • 1 comment

From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.

submitted 105 days ago • 223 comments

Doing my part to win the election by watching “The Godfather” tonight and “The Godfather Part II” tomorrow because that’s what I did in 2020 according to my Letterboxd diary and it worked out then.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Intentionally walking someone to face an ostensibly lesser guy who then launches a home run is one of the all-time sports bits. Sometimes you have to play the hits.

submitted 121 days ago • 33 comments

I am forced to halve my Mookie Dodgers jersey and my Lindor Mets jersey into some sort of Frankenstein’s Monster like those terrible Bruins/Avs Ray Bourque jerseys.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

There’s gonna be 30 runs in this game and I can’t stay awake that long. Sigh.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Every plot summary I read for an upcoming film makes me feel like there’s a gas leak in my house

submitted 144 days ago • 203 comments

Boston College being decent at football again is bringing me much joy.

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

Trump: THEY’RE DOING TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON. Harris: it’s unconscionable what the repeal of Roe V Wade has done to women’s bodily autonomy Trump: IMMIGRANTS ARE EATING OUR DOGS. Harris: I have a plan to get housing prices down for you & your family. Undecided voters:

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Definitely makes sense to air ESPN Bet Live right before the LLWS HR Derby

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Here to announce that the best movie of 2024 is “Hundreds of Beavers” and I don’t think it’s particularly close.

submitted 186 days ago • 1 comment

lol we had more people than this watch episodes of The Leftovers live on Sunday nights

submitted 195 days ago • 7 comments

with Nick Foles officially retiring as an Eagle today i feel it is necessary to remind everyone that the Patriots tried to run the play now known as the Philly Special earlier in the same quarter of the 2018 Super Bowl but Tom Brady dropped it

submitted 199 days ago • 9 comments

Me for the next 2 weeks youtu.be/X5hrUGFhsXo?...

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

This whole excerpt tells you multitudes about our current political moment.

submitted 223 days ago • 70 comments

It was 54 degrees at the Scottish Open today. That’s better than 94 and with less Fascism. I think that might be where we’re heading as soon as possible.

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

100%

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