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tommypaper.bsky.social
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After reading thousands of comments to social media posts, I can only conclude people need a better understanding of parasocial relationships.

“Oh you mean the failed state of America?”

Denying Obama’s Supreme Court pick seems like the significant point that lead to this fuckery.

Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Serena Williams!

Real ones needed that win. Thank you, Kendrick.

He killed Drake before—he just exhumed the body and cremated it, and then pissed on the ashes.

You just know that tone deaf ass Kim Jung orange in the crowd hearing fuzz right now

Kendrick going hard—I’ve got chills

They just showed Tayler Swift furiously writing lyrics for her next song, “You destroyed my offense”.

Flying eyebrows and now flying mustaches?

American unity, sponsored by Rocket©️ #superbowl

One of the most special events to be a part of is spontaneously forming a convoy on a highway.

In regards to…everything, “Bring the mutha fuckin ruckus” —Wu Tang

I never consented to being apart of Kanye and his wife’s fetish. #grammys

Small victories.

RFK Jr. looks like a crushed paper bag full of worms.

I’m going to be real controversial here and say that I really dig the new Jaguar.

Pigs can’t look up. Metaphor that as you will.

When was the last time you felt politicians were respectable?

The cost of pet therapy for my turtle to deal with his claustrophobia is outrageous.

I thought the Tyson ass shot after talking shit was hysterical.

Christians out here trying to explain God—the fucking audacity.

It’s going to be hard to top that undercard fight.

Is it irresponsible to have a few months of post election apathy? Just a, “I no longer care if the world burns down” mental health break. Caring is wearing.

I’ve been on the internet a long time and the trend is that Bluesky will blow up when the OF women arrive.

Hearing the different perspectives of still undecided voters post-debate is maddening.