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tommypaper.bsky.social
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For the fans of RFK Jr.—there are no health benefits to urine, you simply have a fetish.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

At some point in history, people living in the Fertile Crescent decided to split apart and only breed within their perspective groups, which was a decision based on theological differences.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, Trump has done a lot. None of it has been constructive.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

“Everything going to plan” says antichrist.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If you do the porn giggle, I’m kicking you out.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

If we could bring back lobotomy’s for one more Kennedy and finish up what the worm started…

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I know everything’s a mess right now, but parrots dance to music and I think that’s pretty okay.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Can we give trickle-up economics a try?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Analogy is not the study of buttholes.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Why haven’t the democrats put forward a candidate to act as an opposing viewpoint to the administration as Trump acted throughout the last administration?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

How dare the administration disrespect a president—who has put every waking moment into keeping his country from being taken over—by treating Ukrainian lives as if they were a business to strike a deal over. If only other countries had the leadership that Zelenskyy has been for Ukraine.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine if Columbia records have been charging interest all these years and are about to hit everyone with the bill collection.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

After reading thousands of comments to social media posts, I can only conclude people need a better understanding of parasocial relationships.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Denying Obama’s Supreme Court pick seems like the significant point that lead to this fuckery.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

One of the most special events to be a part of is spontaneously forming a convoy on a highway.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

In regards to…everything, “Bring the mutha fuckin ruckus” —Wu Tang

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I never consented to being apart of Kanye and his wife’s fetish. #grammys

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Small victories.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

RFK Jr. looks like a crushed paper bag full of worms.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Pigs can’t look up. Metaphor that as you will.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

The cost of pet therapy for my turtle to deal with his claustrophobia is outrageous.

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Christians out here trying to explain God—the fucking audacity.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Is it irresponsible to have a few months of post election apathy? Just a, “I no longer care if the world burns down” mental health break. Caring is wearing.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been on the internet a long time and the trend is that Bluesky will blow up when the OF women arrive.

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Hearing the different perspectives of still undecided voters post-debate is maddening.

submitted 263 days ago • 0 comments