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my favorite new running bit in the stan kelly comics is when elon is in them there’s always a random elon child with a label like these

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

"The pixels are going crazy" "Theres pixels everywhere" (things I imagine I.T. guys say)

Holibob update: I am now on a bus, and will be for the next two hours.

I'm on holibob (stranded in Swansea)

Oh, was there a moviesball?

If Seldon Lycurgus isn't a real Elon baby name it's a pitch perfect parody Elon baby name.

Yes, comic books exist to satisfy a Corsican mindset.

if i was a world war one pilot i would've just flown away and chilled on a island or something. how are they gonna find me it's fuckin 1917

Let's dye our hair a silly colour.

Hurt my muscles using my muscles, which is one of the main flaws in muscles

Very annoying to be in a queue for ages without anyone queuing behind you. You could have waited til later to join that queue!

I don't think Zelensky has to wear a suit but I do think he has to wear... something else.

Connections Puzzle #629 🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟩 Only got the one today, but at least it was the purple.

the new pokemon game has an anti-homeless bench

the number of tech guys experiencing the fear of god by imagining a scary computer is a decent explanation for why the catholic church didn't let peasants read the bible

It's all a "Shell Game" ... @theonion.com

I'm in my smashed to pieces era. I'm smithereenpilled.

55 is an evil number. Hideous and sinister

They should make Timothee Chalamet the next pope.

Just booked myself a little holibob.

You might not realise this from watching action films, but it actually hurts to sustain a physical injury.

“conquest, empire” it’s been 1600 years, call me when you’ve got a winning record against ethiopia

Is it still canon in the Wallace and Gromit universe that they've been to the moon?

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

I honestly don’t think these people understand that videogames are designed to be beaten. Like a team of people worked together to make it satisfying but not frustrating to beat Assassins Creed Syndicate. Overcoming the odds would be if Hideo Kojima sent you a grape and said “end nuclear war”

One year today since that willy wonka experience

Just kinda chilling.

There aren't enough motion pictures about Nintendo characters. Link, Kirby, Star Fox, when will these characters get their chance to grace the silver screen?

plumbers are stalkers. "plumber" is an oppressive class, like Albanian people or adult people.

It's not drugs. He's obsessed with the idea of people collecting paychecks for doing fake jobs because that is literally the existence of him and rich CEO's like him.

Thinkin' about weed.

Politics is pretty fucked up imo.

If you like eating, check out food.

What a day!

Commenting "imagine if the roles were reversed" on a video of a woman skydiving

Legendary hater Charles Darwin

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Finally they can make a James Bond 2

A papal election is one of my favourite big news stories. The inscrutable cardinals, the little smoke signals, the basically zero stakes, it's high camp and I love it.

Whenever I get spotify push notifications I just think like, how weird must this sentence sound to someone from before, like, 2010.