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avorite bait post of all time was when a friend went to a yankee game and posted "finally made it upstate" on his story other friends from the bronx still bring it up and are angry about it 6 years later lmao

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watching this chinese film and this side character comes up to the protagonist and is like "i've got a beautiful loving wife and a young daughter back home, i can't wait for this war to be over so i can go back to them!" AND HE'S STILL ALIVE AT THE END OF THE FILM?!

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incredible things are happening you know where

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陌上花开，可缓缓归矣。

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Fans gather to watch Lady Gaga’s rehearsal for tomorrow’s show at the Copacabana Beach in Brazil.

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RFK Jr wants to take this away from you

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the WOKE LEFT defunded the police and now NYPD doesn't have the budget to fly the flag properly

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seems kind of weird that the vice president of the united states is openly supportive of german neo-nazis!

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just saw a man wearing head to toe Oregon Project gear in the big year of our lord Two Thousand and Twenty Five???

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Unfortunately, due to my last name, I have lost the coveted Jeffrey Epstein endorsement.

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big eli up behind the bar

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He’s right.

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Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.

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Me: [googling how to commit and get away with a very specific crime] [later, on trial for committing that exact crime, and the prosecutor presents my google history] Me: no that was for something else

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nobody is doing it like nypd

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the posters who are secretly scrutinized & mocked in all group chats, the lost souls doomed to perform their most hilarious bits over & over

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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

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While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me

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i wish there were tutorial videos for "so you're switching to the competitor software" i just want to know what buttons in CLO does the things from Browzwear

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i can't figure out if one of my roommate's friends is named "steph" or if she's a chef and everyone just calls her "chef"

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is an insurrection happening at the 79th precinct or is it just general incompetence from new york's finest

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is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

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the more i see those "great NFL Pro Bowl Weekend" throwback clips, the more i believe that NFL fans just want a track meet

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woman screaming in traffic at union square about the buffalo billion

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saw someone on hinge asking "who wants to be the holofernes to my judith" 😭😭😭

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once i get health insurance i'm getting those giant cazals like Jiang Zemin and it's OVER for you bayonetta glasses fashion girlies

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just got asked to explain a gap in my resume. between my college internship and my 1st job after graduating. which was about a decade ago.

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Easter is coming up soon…

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getting some amazing ads on the bird app

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i'm stuck on chinese disney adult XHS because i thought LinaBell was just someone's fursona

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my dad's schizophrenic friend keeps sending me emails about her ominous visions of the future - and since she's japanese, she also gives me the traditional update about the weather and what flowers are in bloom in her yard

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