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tony.morriscloud.com
Husband, Father, Software Engineer, Coach, Occasional Genius, Fact Maker. I like college football, video games, and funny things.
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Happy Opening Day

submitted 81 days ago • 187 comments

The Matilda musical legitimately has me scared of a little girl

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Me, three days ago: “8 of the 10 people that went out to dinner a week ago got norovirus. How my wife and I didn’t get it, I’ll never know” Today: you’ll never believe this

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

“No one will ever give you credit for anything, so take it for yourself” is my personal pep talk to all my friends

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Big moment in parenting when the 5yo picks Earthbound to play Unfortunately he can’t read very well, so I’m his transcription service

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

submitted 121 days ago • 5534 comments

This is my kinda content

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

Does everyone realize that airplane bathrooms are “gender neutral” America is not okay

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Day 2 of the 9yo being home for a “sore throat” that doesn’t SEEM so bad but she’s got a fever of 101. Hooray

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments

Fox should get a round of applause for the scorebug

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

Does bet365 intentionally look like Subway

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favorite things is pulling apart homemade nachos and just hunting for that perfect pull

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

How is it possible that the Max app on my NVIDIA Shield is the ONLY APP that cannot remember my credentials… ever? And it doesn’t realize this until it’s time to play something. Truly an unbelievable failure of authentication flows. I’m all for security, but this is shockingly bad.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in college football

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Omg how brown is Saban’s hair

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Did CBS just leave the Denver/KC game because it was too boring lol

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

I’m watching NBC’s NYE coverage and it’s just ChiveTV right?

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

That Capital One commercial with John Travolta as Santa-Who-Definitely-Fucks is really bothering me

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t know Raiola had that kinda dawg in him

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Uncle Frank in the Home Alone universe is the fucking worst

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Carson Beck really wanted to throw an INT

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s a crazy opinion. An assistant coach getting an unsportsmanlike should not be an equivalent penalty to a player getting one.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Is Charles Woodson an elf?

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Prepping for The Game #GoBucks

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know which marketing person at my vision insurance thought sending a Black Friday email was a good idea, but I think they need to reevaluate their priorities

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

@chbaran.bsky.social well well well

submitted 202 days ago • 1 comment

OMG I just saw the commercial with Duracell Tebow

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Another week, another win. #GoBucks

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

Is it still #doomscrolling if most of the content is positive on here? Is there another term we can use? I vote for #bluescrolling

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