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Men are becoming so feminine it’s actually scary. Masculinity is disappearing right in front of our eyes.

Use of “purity test” reveals such a deep lack of understanding of, you know, caring about things.

This is what I mean when I say anyone using the R-slur is a giant red flag. This is the kind of person that does that. You should make that person feel embarrassed and ashamed and certain that it is not acceptable.

[POV] You’re witnessing my funeral procession

I personally suppressed over 150 votes that would have gone presumably to Harris, I take no pleasure in reporting this

When a cherished mutual unfollows

"The two-page memo, which was obtained by The Associated Press, does not allege any criminal conduct by Khalil" "Rather, Rubio wrote Khalil could be expelled for his beliefs." Free this man immediately. apnews.com/article/mahm...

Bro, you can’t be talking like this

who up withdrawing their money from savings

Trans woman made into national spectacle for participating in mixed gender sport, then removed from her school's fencing team, then scrubbed from the historical record.

God when asked by Noah what the point of flooding the Earth is

I finally hit 16” biceps, my dudes

I don't have words for the fear these images conjure up, only that when I look at these images I know what I am looking at — and it is the most direct route to hell that humanity is capable of taking.

New keychain alert

Maybe the ICE cops snatching 2nd graders out of finger painting and breaking in the car windows of old ladies on their way to clean hotel rooms have a rich inner life and back story that makes their motives seem less black and white? Maybe they're going through a divorce? You ever think of that?

In addition to the horror here ... "... an associate of ..." Watch how they're moving the circle out.

I've seen a goofy movie, it's called my frickin life ah-hyuck !

A lot of people forget that the US only went to war with Nazi Germany because hitler declared war on the US after Pearl Harbor

“lawyers” always want you to think that they know how the law works better than some dude I watched on YouTube who already agrees with me

Trump got rid of the tariffs that were solving the Masculinity Crisis!

What's left of my house & land is a buffer zone?

Ex-Biden State Department official says even the Israeli military expected the US to only let them bomb Gaza for weeks, rather than unconditionally for a year and a half:

“Hey, just letting you know I saw your skeet. Here’s how to make it better”

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

CNBC: markets recoil as the priests of Moloch spread out their hands to burden him with the crimes of the people, vociferating: "They are not men but oxen!" and the multitude round about repeated: "Oxen! oxen!" The devout exclaimed: "Lord! eat!"

Putting tariffs on hold is unfair to all the people who already paid them

Calling this a "mistake" when the administration has repeatedly lied to try and justify sending this man to a foreign slave camp is so fucking dishonest from NBC. If your starting point is "America Good" in every scenario,you can't properly cover this moment. This is embarrassing shit.

It's 2025. I'm workin' in this Waffle House on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start cracking an egg. I catch her eye. I fumble the egg and it rolls then oozes into the floor drain. The tariffs go into effect. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

Happy Lee Surrenders at Appomattox Day to all who celebrate

republicans: trump lowkey lookin like a snack... 🤤 me: yeah, a freaking cheetos©!! 😝🤪

When is the best time to start buying yuan?

This is so they can track you and personalize all your toilet ads

Money will only make you soft

If you go back far enough, the line turns green again

My stockbrokers are telling me to buy more stocks

MONDAY FUCKIN MORNING, BITCHES! RISE AND GRIND, BABY, TIME TO GET ON YOUR GRINDSET! MAKE THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY MAKES YOU! OOOOOOH YEAH