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tonymatrimony.bsky.social
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Fashion nova worst than Kamala with the text

My nigga’s birthday falling on Thanksgiving this year is so 🫠

“I pay homage and I always mind my business, I mad them muthafucks stop touchin them children”

I just go there to beat my meat for the most part

Bitch my greens are finally on. My knees are swollen, my feet hurt, my back hurt. Girl fuck the family

What are yall in charge of cooking this year? Im over the collards, Mac and cheese, and candied yams.

What songs yall be hunching to?

Global warming my ass

Ok Prophettess

I love a good caramelized onion

Let me gon ahead and look up matching pajama sets

Cross on Prime is so MFn good.

Hi Bluesky family! Unfortunately, today I was let go at the franchise I worked for wanting to expand my career in 2025. If you’re in the Greenville, SC area and you’re in need of an esthetician that specializes in full body waxes & eyebrows, I’m the girl for you! My shop will be open December 1st!

My nigga’s birthday falls on Thanksgiving this year and the way it’s looking he might be getting a gift wrapped plate

What yall eating for dinner rn?

Bout to go to this second line and act a fool

I know I’m getting old cuz whenever someone ask me the name of this app I can never get it right. I keep calling it sky blue

OkSoBoom…

Aye, yall up? When tf did Jesus have time to be a carpenter?

Yall, wake up and look at this

I’m bout to go watch Django

This feels like election night. THE SAME WOUND FLAV??! #tysonpaul

BEAT**

EAT IS ASS MIKE! #tysonpaul

This is so surreal #tysonpaul

Big robbed

They gon show me old man ass then the servers started fucking up. Class action lawsuit me please