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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater. Also melt all n*zis.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

HUGE congrats to @gabino.bsky.social, as HOUSE OF BONE AND RAIN was named a Stoker Award finalist today. Well earned, my friend. If you’re a HWA member, VOTE. If you haven’t read it yet…

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Karma, Red Wings.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tis better to punch ten people who were accidentally acting like nazis than to let one actual nazi go unpunched.

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I don't know how, but I didn't realize until today that Miss Yvonne grew up to become Mrs. Kelly. RIP to the Most Beautiful Woman in Puppetland.

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1) This game is nothing remotely close to the Miracle on Ice game. 2) And even if it was, as a country we’re trying hard to be the Soviet Union

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A lot of work being undone, and most of it can't be just switched back on if we ever get sane people in charge again. They are making the world irreparably worse, and they are doing it quickly.

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COVER REVEAL for my upcoming book SILENT CREEK (Oct 7, 2025 from Thomas & Mercer)

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I get people are mad but you shouldn’t be spray painting sw*stikas on Cybertrucks. You should be painting penises because that’s funnier.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

What is the internet for if not for archiving this stuff? (also I have about 50 VHS tapes of HBO comedy specials in my basement if that helps)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I love that Lorraine Newman was holding up a picture of Gilda.

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Just a reminder that Brittany Howard is a force of nature.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that Mac McClung is my height is bananas.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Between the Tkachuks and everything else happening in this country I’m having to constantly remind myself I’m it supposed to be cheering for Team Canada.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

As long as Jack White has a guitar, we’ve got a chance.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Kurt stand-ins… St Vincent > Post Malone

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Arcade Fire, St Vincent, David Byrne and the Preservation Hall Jazz Band playing Wake Up. Damn.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

That fade is unstoppable 1-on-1

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The Mariner’s Revenge Song, The Decemberists

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Valentimes is serious times.

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Just a reminder that Germany was the center of scientific progress until the Nazis suppressed, drove away, or killed all the non-Nazi scientists.

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