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Newsom: "Speaker Johnson -- his eloquence was elevated when he called to 'tar and feather' the governor of California. Very religious man. I guess that's the spirit. The word of the Lord."

submitted 2 days ago • 1097 comments

Stephen Miller putting the video for California Love on Trump's TV on an endless loop and telling him that it is a live feed from DTLA

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

After cheering against DEI on pride month, US troops at Fort Bragg do Trump’s signature “double dick jerk off”dance to the tune of the international gay anthem YMCA while chanting USA.

submitted 3 days ago • 470 comments

GOAT gets thrown around a lot but Brian Wilson's brain worked in ways no one will ever understand and thankfully he used it to make music for all of us. He couched brilliant and challenging harmonies in mainstream pop music about cars and surfing. The man.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

A modest greenhouse on the back porch

submitted 6 days ago • 400 comments

Enough with the fucking “this is a distraction” bullshit. That’s your cowardice speaking. It is incredibly easy to say “These people are exactly the same as the messiest disasters you personally know, and would you want those people in charge of your daily budget? Your house? Your healthcare?”

submitted 8 days ago • 72 comments

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

submitted 9 days ago • 429 comments

Gonna be hilarious when they both ragestroke out on the toilet tonight as they get into their prime posting hours

submitted 9 days ago • 121 comments

Would be an all-timer

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Dun dun DUN!

submitted 9 days ago • 159 comments

I wish them both the worst.

submitted 9 days ago • 501 comments

Zuckerberg right now

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Trump is crashing the economy.

submitted 9 days ago • 176 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 9 days ago • 534 comments

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

submitted 9 days ago • 725 comments

I am NOT saying this is the greatest day of this decade so far I’m only saying it’s in the running

submitted 9 days ago • 42 comments

Two things about this zoomer post: 1) This person can't imagine the pile of Mapquest printouts I had on the front seat of my 1991 Camry back late 90s and early 2000s. 2) We had to know things back then. We couldn't ask a robot to do all our thinking for us.

submitted 10 days ago • 134 comments

There are far too many TV shows. Watching them has become an occupation. We say we're "behind on my shows" like you might say "I'm behind on my work." TV is exhausting.

submitted 12 days ago • 24 comments

200 people spent millions on Trump’s memecoin and were rewarded with this dinner www.wired.com/story/a-heli...

submitted 22 days ago • 740 comments

Nancy Mace in front of the accessible shitter at Chili's on BOGO margarita night

submitted 38 days ago • 13 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 1232 comments

With the 18th overall pick in the 2025 NFL Draft, the #SeattleSeahawks select:

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