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In Super Mario World, it is possible for Mario to steal Yoshi's wings. Normally, they will send Yoshi and Mario to a bonus room while granting Yoshi wings. However, jumping off of Yoshi at the last moment will abandon him and make Mario fly to the bonus room all by himself.

Mood. Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

oh wow

In Super Mario World, letting Yoshi rest on top of a Control Coin block with the coins leading straight up and then pressing a P-Switch will cause Yoshi to become "abducted" by the blocks, ascending off the top of the screen.

👀 Frosted Cinnamon Roll is mystery 3rd flavor for the @PopTartsBowl Edible Mascot joining Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae & Frosted Wild Berry at this year’s game Dec. 28, sources told Action Network. The bowl’s MVP will decide which mascot gets toasted & eaten by the winning team

Fun tip: you can just hit “Show less like this 🙁” on every political post you see on Bluesky, and eventually you see basically 0 and then it’s awesome!

shout out to meals!

increasing my Sandwichsmith skill so i have a higher chance of crafting a Rare or Legendary sandwich

introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"

ONE SECOND BACK ON THE CLOCK

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

How I look when I drink a delicious Baja Blast

[holding up a pill and explaining to gamers] medicine is when you put a little Samus in your body and she runs Round all the tubes and corridors blasting bad guys

Sometimes I just wanna be a silly lil guy, sometimes I want to uproot longstanding injustices inherent to the American existence.

Hello bluesky! I am a bear with many legs! 🥰✨

i've always said that if my team ever lost a game, i'd never watch football again. well, today they lost. i'm out. fuck this stupid sport

The end of daylight savings time ruined my life, see yall in 6 months