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Vacuuming up a bug & then vacuuming up a knife to make sure it’s dead

@mikeduncan.bsky.social Heyyyy I heard them shout you out on The Watch, nice!

does this logo make anyone else's stomach drop

I guess let 'em cook?

my favorite definition of Working Class comes from Rick Roderick lectures: if you're not sure you're working class, stop working. Don't work for 4-8 years. If something bad happens to you in that time, you're working class.

arguing about the definition of working class without a real framework to go off of is exhausting bc you’ll eventually get told one of these is working class and the other isn’t and the only correct answer is “what the fuck are you talking about”

Desperate to find the source for this. It's reaching mantra status for me kolektiva.social/@aredridel/1...

At long last someone has identified RFK Jr.'s support base: the 9% of people who have a favorable opinion of the Black Plague

THE KING: hold! what deviltry is this! ME: *with mirth* stay thy legendary sword arm, m'lord - tis victuals, nothing more. in my country it goes by many names - omlette of the west, omlette of Spain, omelette of denver. as for its true origins, who could say

Imagining a world where Hitchhiker's Guide got franchised out like Star Wars

One of my hobbies is finding old comics in my university's newspaper archive. This one from 1976 is credited to the California Avocado Advisory Board. There are no other details or context provided.

This account, @un-manuscripts.bsky.social, sucks ass and you should block them. This is a cruel and shitty thing to do to writers who have no power in the publishing world, done by a person with much more power. This is punching down and it sucks.

(Zoomer Tiktok in sepia tone and old timey garb) yo this shirtwaist factory in New York City can produce thousands of women's blouses a day and employs hundreds of fallen women!

I am horny for the 1Password keyboard shortcuts

if they did this heavy-handed manipulation of how the platform worked in order to hurt Musk's critics, do you think they might have manipulated the platform in the run-up to the 2024 election, the election that Elon Musk said carried existential risk for him?

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 04, 1954

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated

Dem leadership lately: have you seen these egg prices? No bueno! Average Dem winemom: We are a nation of laws, not men, with the same law for the favorite at court as the farmer at his plough or we are nothing.

You could not waterboard this out of me

Does Odie talk?

<"Convoy!" voice> Conclave!

<"Mule Train!" voice> Conclave!

Every morning, right after I drop my daughter at school, I pass a mom running her son through affirmations ("I am loved!")

guy who cancels his NYT subscription because the magazine put Deborah Vance on the cover

I'm not saying the vice president killed the pope to distract from a second Signal leak. I'm just saying this is the administration most likely to do that

Vance take pope

By the time you hit 35 your feelings are supposed to have calcified into one kind of big grey thing that you feel all the time

I think Derrida would want the work to speak for itself

New game for you all: ask google what a made-up phrase means.

Berenstain Bears effect for Dav Pilkey

My hair isnt thinning the whole world is thickening around it

In Poker Face, every character is autistic except Natasha Lyonne

No but I do have a dad

Scheduling my tax payment before my paycheck clears