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The One and Only ToothyMcButt He/Him Florida Man residing in Denver CO
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I can only climax to Fortnite skins

Praise Nurgle

Space!

Told you I'd remake it

Bro that's a steal you should get that

Damn, that means that DougDoug is now legally required to kill Skootish

I'm so hungry I could eat an octorok

I think every public restroom should have complimentary air horns; So you can cover up the sounds of yourself going to the bathroom

Termites is a "Grand Slam"

He's got things to say and he WILL say them

I can only climax to Fortnite skins

THE CREAM OF THE CROP NOBODY DOES IT BETTER

Men.

I'm a dude so I fight everything. I fight birthday cakes, I fight lunch boxes, hospitals, goats and rams.

Think I'll make @m3t4ca7.bsky.social watch Gurren Lagann once he finishes Steven Universe.

I can't listen to the song "Last Friday Night" any more because my brain just automatically thinks of the Simlish (and the superior) version

Mummy mummy mummy, must be fummy

good night

When I say Space, you say Pants!

Shoeby bop bop bop boppadoo

Sleeping otter 🌊🦦🦪 [print]

it;s time to bring some of my cursed creations over to bluesky here is @getgianni.com as BT, Columbo, AND Dracula Flow in my most favourite of media types: the musical fever dream

Command me to be snail

Let me get my hands on your incredible groceries

Ever wonder what it would be like to go inside a volcano? You can simulate it at home by shaking up a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi and climbing into a cremation oven.

I am the American Space Prince, and I have blasted myself to the moon for your delight. I have come to this God forsaken chunk of star to get out of my comfort zone and try a new thing. For -I- am the Little Lunar boy!