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Yo that would suck

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submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

yachts are great because there’s zero chance that someone who owns a yacht is a political ally. it’s the cybertruck of the sea

submitted 10 days ago • 24 comments

Hey the Geno trade broke through my unintentional blinders, though I must admit that I did not intend to will some major news into existence

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I'm realizing I have some real holes in my Seattle sports news here compared to the other site. M's, Kraken, and Seahawks. Anybody got lists or specific accounts that are good for breaking news/daily info?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Son of a bitch, Morris has been inches away from two now. Find one!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

every single american: please. i can't go to doctor republicans: good lol die now lol democrats: OMG! 😳 We are listening to you! 🤗 From now until March 28, say "Dangerous Donald" to your Alexa or Google Home unit to receive a $15 tax credit for a qualifying emergency room 😱 visit! 💙

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

Most fun Sounders match I've watched in as long as I can remember

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

One of these teams is playing like they're down multiple goals in the second leg

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely not defending the build quality of that company's cars but glue/adhesives are used by virtually every manufacturer to supplement panel attachment. The issue here is probably relying solely on glue to bond metal & plastic for an exposed piece of trim with likely questionable fitment

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Currently working on replacing a bumper and this son of a bitch is full of spiders. I'm no enemy of spiders but for some this would require the entire car to be sent to an incinerator

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Immaculate Conception of a Plan. @theonion.com

submitted 31 days ago • 58 comments

Man, gig delivery drivers are pushy at the restaurants. Bad enough that I get stuck waiting forever to pick up food on my way home from work because of the volume of delivery orders and the entitled attitude of the drivers is just annoying

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Drake Super Bowl Party

submitted 37 days ago • 42 comments

Jeop Yourself A Rdy

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Why go to all that trouble? Maybe just ask them nicely to stop instead

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion

submitted 57 days ago • 43 comments

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

submitted 59 days ago • 467 comments

Just think, we'd have never seen that ridiculous TD throw by Mahomes if it wasn't for that awful flag against Houston earlier. The league keeps on winning

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Give Mahomes 15 for simulation there

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

👑👑👑

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submitted 63 days ago • 19 comments

Kraken again with the late equalizer!

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What a fucking win by the Kraken!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

the bears’ second half, down 3 points the entire time: - punt - punt - reach SEA territory, punt - reach SEA territory, punt - false start on 4th & inches - punt team sent out - timeout #1 burned with a stopped clock - they think about it - 1st down - timeout #2 burned with a stopped clock - int

submitted 82 days ago • 102 comments