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I don't trust anyone who doesn't like cats.

submitted 10 hours ago • 27 comments

😂😂

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DEMI MOORE ROBBED

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My hatred for Anora knows no bounds.

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Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger

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Sorry if I’m a broken record about utilizing your local library but also please go get a library card even if you don’t plan on doing anything with it! Anything we can do to support libraries as institutions by bumping their stats is a net good!

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1443

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Kermit is a Cancer, Miss Piggy is a Leo (DUH) Gonzo is a Gemini, Rizzo is a Virgo, Fozzie is a Libra, Janice is a Pisces, Sam, The Eagle is a Cappy, Rowlf is a Taurus, Animal is an Aries (duh), Benson and Beaker are Scorpio and Aqua, Pepe is a Saggi. #Muppets

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars Pinky & The Brain!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

You should get a library card if you don’t have one already. Then get the apps Libby and Hoopla. There you can download audiobooks and ebooks. So even if you don’t go to your local library a lot, you can still support them and the authors you love.

submitted 17 days ago • 67 comments

○ Single ○ Taken ● Cursed to wander the forest beyond the village, never straying too close to the warmth of the hearthlight nor to the whispers that beckon from the foothills in the west, gradually assuming the form of the legend the folktales warned of

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

Ready for #SNL50 this weekend!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

we need to bring back words like wastrel, rogue, ruffian, ne’er-do-well. there is an epidemic of miscreants doing shenanigans and we have lost the vocabulary to describe them.

submitted 19 days ago • 65 comments

Also I got a new library card today! #BookSky #Libraries

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There's a lot of terrible stuff happening in the world right now, but my local Taco Bell has nacho fries, so that's something to celebrate!

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Thinking about him

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

The Bill Hader/Andy Samberg “oh shit, this guy brought props”/“oh shit, this guy doesnt need props” story is truly the modern parable of our times.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The worst part of that terrible game was when the Chiefs decided to go for the 2 pt conversion instead of just kicking the field goal, which caused me to lose the office box money.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This is... not a good game.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

It's important to remember that no matter who wins or loses today one team's fans are going to want to put their hearts in a blender

submitted 22 days ago • 29 comments

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.

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None of the Jurassic Park sequels have brought back Mr DNA in any capacity afaik and I think that’s the real problem.

submitted 24 days ago • 109 comments

🎶’Cause we got a big ol’ conclave Gonna choose a Pope🎶

submitted 25 days ago • 94 comments

Somewhere between these two, my spirit lies.

submitted 25 days ago • 10 comments

the five love languages are cats, cakes, a stately manor home in the English countryside, teaming up to catch the murderer and putting down my book so I can talk to you.

submitted 26 days ago • 29 comments

I stayed in a haunted new england inn last night! Now I'm in the cutest little coffee shop fueling up before a quiet, snowy walk through the woods.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

just googled "third Property Brother"

submitted 33 days ago • 146 comments

drink coffee, avoid people, read books and repeat.

submitted 33 days ago • 117 comments

Why do I feel like this bird is trying (and succeeding) to seduce me?!?

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1422

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Same girl, same.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Weezer - "Undone (The Sweater Song)" Live Airdate: August 21, 1994 youtu.be/I56k5yuMEiE?...

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

@riotgrlerin.bsky.social here’s some of our previous muppet magazine photoshops you might enjoy

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I feel seen. I never not finish books. I trudge through even the worst of 'em. But Wicked? Absolutely could not stand to read another page before I even got to 50%. DNF. Terrible book.

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David Byrne: there is water at the bottom of the ocean me: hell yeah, king. tell 'em

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Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

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count orlok lowkey sexy af

submitted 41 days ago • 36 comments

I love board games. My favorite is when people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some crackers and fruit. I'm really good at that one.

submitted 41 days ago • 31 comments

Living the dream 🐊😂

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments