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topangajones.bsky.social
My hair is cosmic. Ambiamorous. I'm probably not as tall as you think. (Rp & repository for @curvycurator.bsky.social ) Ask me questions: https://retrospring.net/@Topanga All about me here: https://app.milanote.com/1QZ0x11DYQUT0C?p=aX0U04mjMAR
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It's 51F out - I'm wearing shorts leggo

Ok so now black people calling white folks out is “splitting the left” 😂 bitch the left been split it’s never not been split and it’s white peoples fault because yall refuse to let the people who have actually fought and won against this exact brand of tyranny, to run point.

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Also, baseball is back and my depression is somewhat cured

Yankees get Devin Williams, the man with a killer looking beard - and suddenly are cool with "well groomed beards" Interesting.

Often, @topangajones.bsky.social will take public transportation to get around. But that does mean sometimes that some people get caught up in her...presence. 🎨: @ri-the-guy.bsky.social #hypersky

nvm I remembered

No spoilers, but I absolutely forgot what I was doing in BG3 and it's only been like, 2 days lmao I have too many files in this game bruh

Immediately remembered that might be a spoiler

Late night intrusive thought - what if I got a paired nose piercing with a chain?

The intrusive thoughts to just absolutely launch someone with an explosive hip check are strong~ today

I got these restaurant style mashed potatoes from CostCo yesterday on impluse and damn bruh. They fucking slapped.

@topangajones.bsky.social gets a little bit of alone time with an old loveseat that needs destroying. Since she's alone, she decides to push the furniture's limits. Looks like she ended up going a bit bigger than she anticipated, though! 🎨: @sutibaruart.bsky.social #hypersky

Happy Valentine's day! @topangajones.bsky.social has decided to take a nice photo of herself just for the occasion (And maybe for you~) 🎨: @loveluck.bsky.social #hypersky

Spring training is about to begin, and @topangajones.bsky.social is so excited to cover all the bases. She's a five tool player, after all! Put her in, skip! She's gunning for MVP this year. 🎨: @marianopnavarro.bsky.social & @hernancabreracolor.bsky.social #hypersky

A lovely @topangajones.bsky.social going very hourglass in a top that really has no business still fitting. That's the Micah difference in clothiing innovation. 🎨: @ruffsketches.bsky.social #hypersky

KENDRICK. LAMAR.

You'd think considering you can barely see it, but I am getting a bit more comfy with my natural tummy

Hey! It's the first appearance of @topangajones.bsky.social 's dog, Hank! She's a Leonberger. Hank behaves well enough that she doesn't need a leash, but Tops is up on the local rules. Two big ladies out on a stroll. 🎨: @icymasamune.bsky.social #hypersky

Probably gonna walk Hank in shorts today.

So embarrassing lol

A younger @topangajones.bsky.social seems to have accidentally triggered her ability and notices her tits growing...not realizing how big her ass has become behind her. 🎨: @sutibaruart.bsky.social #hypersky

@topangajones.bsky.social needs Micah to re-measure her, but it seems to have just been a trap that was sprung perfectly. Tops should be careful, Micah is the one responsible for her clothes fitting... 🎨: @nericurls.bsky.social #hypersky

If I was a pitcher in the MLB I'd get so much heat because every time I got a big strikeout I'd just twerk at em

Hey check it, it's @topangajones.bsky.social in her signature jeans. She's also smaller than normal here, for those of you asking about a thinner Topanga (she's generally going to be bigger than this though!) 🎨: @piccolonsfw.bsky.social #hypersky

What's the biggest you think you're capable of making yourself. And would you consider going to that size If given the oppo… — Like, no holds barred? Roughly mountain size for my chest, butt, or belly; but that takes a lot of effort. Like, a lot. retrospring.net/@Topanga/a/1...

You know who would be amazing on a date? Bruce from Drain cleaning Australia (IYKYK)

@topangajones.bsky.social being bigger than she can reach in several directions is pretty much her MO. Even her hair is volume personified. She loves being huge. 🎨by @rastacakez.bsky.social #hypersky

What's the biggest you think you're capable of making yourself. And would you consider going to that size If given the oppo… — Like, no holds barred? Roughly mountain size for my chest, butt, or belly; but that takes a lot of effort. Like, a lot. retrospring.net/@Topanga/a/1...

Have you ever experimented with general weight gain changes, or are curves for days more your thing? — I mean, I'm capable of being really small - if that's what you're asking. I can get down to around 125lbs. It's very hard be… retrospring.net/@Topanga/a/1...

I know someone thinks "haha, this is my chance to have Topanga sit on me/put her boobs on me/something like that" No. I'll just tell you to throw out your own back. And you'll do it. 😈

If you ask me if I have back pain, I'll make you have back pain.