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I'd rather waste our time together.
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I loved it!

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

Rachel Zegler, what a treat.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Happy that Dune got some flowers!

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I get needing hot mics on stage, but the sound engineers are letting wayyyyy too much gain happen.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Playing these jazz standards as segway music is perfect and I never want anything else. #Oscars

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Ok Doja Cat. This rules.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Conan is such a treasure.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Ariana Grande singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow better than anything she sang in Wicked. Mmm, what a song.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

As someone who works 60 hours a week pretty consistently, that is not at all sweet spot productivity. It is overbearing, overwhelming, and overwork leading to burnout. This guy can get shot into the Sun with Trump and Musk. Bye bye, fuckboys.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

submitted 3 days ago • 12049 comments

Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine theonion.com/cardina...

submitted 3 days ago • 79 comments

Me and my dad.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hate the Warriors, but those unis are great.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Here's how much sympathy I have for Wayne Gretzky. Zero. No one is expecting Gretzky to pull a Jesse Marsch. (Imagine writing that sentence two years ago.) But IMO it's a pretty small ask to simply say publicly (to Canadians and your Mar-a-Lago buddy) that you support Canadian sovereignty.

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.

submitted 4 days ago • 477 comments

I was here when God told us to call them that

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Fully unlocking my bi-wife energy tonight. (Taking a hot bath with scented candles and listening to Chappell Roan)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Wow.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Dear manager, Here's what I did last week: 1. Your mom 2. Your mom again 3. Ate your mom's lasagna 4. Your dad 5. Called my representatives

submitted 7 days ago • 25 comments

well that can't possibly be true, the implications would be too much to bear

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.

submitted 5 days ago • 478 comments

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One of my all-time favorite baseball stats is that by the time Jamie Moyer retired, he'd faced more than 9 percent of everyone who'd ever played major league baseball.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 7 days ago • 2171 comments

Feb 24th 1989 - Laura Palmer was murdered in the early hours of the morning. Later that morning, her body was discovered down river. FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper was assigned the case. 📺📅 Twin Peaks (1990) #TwinPeaks

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Evan Mobley with a statement game against the (current) frontrunner for DPOY 🔥 25 points 🔥 13 rebounds 🔥 8 assists 🔥 3 blocks Agendas are being finalized

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Empathy is the enemy of fascism.

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Madison Round Not-a-garden

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Cavs have me CACKLING in delight!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If Hunter makes that shot with regularity, I might have underrated his game.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 10 days ago • 141 comments

Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Louis DeJoy. And fuck you for voting for that orange cunt.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

submitted 11 days ago • 454 comments

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submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Did you guys know that BlueSky doesn’t allow you to post videos longer than :30??? Anyway, here’s our 2025 March Madness trailer: youtu.be/EQmLBUENiNg?...

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

Feb 19th 1998 - After Shopgirl thinks that NY152 never showed up for their date, her friends think he may be the recently apprehended "Rooftop Killer". 📽️📅 You've Got Mail (1998)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

When I tell you that shift fucking sucked, I mean it made me question my whole life.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Icky

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Oscar Robertson says Draymond Green thinks the NBA is boring because all he does is pass to Steph Curry

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

mac mcclung really saves the dunk contest every year then immediately returns to the g league like peter parker clocking in at the daily bugle

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

Boos for the American national anthem tonight in Montreal. Not even the networks can play with that audio.

submitted 15 days ago • 23 comments

wemby looks genuinely sick over getting disqualified and CP3 looks like the kid who talked his little brother into cheating on a test only for him to immediately get caught

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

And the second time that Draymond cost them after they had a big lead

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 16 days ago • 369 comments

Guy who walked in to pee while I was pooping at Walgreens: "Just got it by two seconds. *Pisses* Oogh. That was it. That was the pee."

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments