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Vance's comments on the UK have, once again, done something unimaginably horrible: Made people perceive JD Vance.

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Charles should box Trump on live TV over Canada. Not for ownership of it, just because watching two old men that nobody likes beating the tar out of each other would be funny. Canada remains sovereign no matter the outcome.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Three things: 1. Israel doesn’t get to unilaterally ‘propose’ extensions of a ceasefire that it has repeatedly violated. 2. Netanyahu was already indicted for starvation. Here’s more of the clear starvation policy. 3. It’s the beginning of Ramadan, the cruelty is just so brazen and shameful.

submitted 2 days ago • 56 comments

Staring at the Anxiety Rectangle Until the Birds Start Singing: A Memoir

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We all know, and expect, Trump to be a belligerent prick but my god, JD Vance is such a sniveling little cunt isn't he? At least Mike Pence just kinda stood there looking weird.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not a fan of Starmer, but folk acting like he should have gone to America and spat on Trump* kinda fail to realise how volatile Trump is. That would only have made things harder for the UK for a minor moral gain. *he absolutely should have, but actual geopolitics and posting are not the same

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Been feeling angry and stupid, so I decided to do something angry and stupid, which was count every dead demon in DOOM. Then, less stupid, donate that amount to @raicestexas.bsky.social. Thanks for everyone who donated and helped raise over $15,000.

submitted 6 days ago • 20 comments

If energy prices keep getting hiked, it's gonna cost a day's wages to boil the kettle. Maybe this is what it takes to get Britain to revolt.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

“Aye, hello… is that Ofgem? Ah right, I just thought I’d remind you that you are supposed to look after the customers. Got it? Good… Cheery bye.” #Ofgem #Energy #Scotland

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Honestly, big-up to folks that build fully working, stable mod lists for stuff like Wabbajack. I just spend three days ESLifying stuff then an entire night fighting with lighting mods. I do own games besides Skyrim.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, Anas, because that's what we're all thinking about, right? Crippling public services so everyone suffers. Labour are off the fucking deep end, I swear.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, government, you do realise that by getting Apple to strip back security, it means your own devices are just as vulnerable through the same gaps? I'm sure you're all 100% squeaky clean, though. Definitely no salacious material on your camera rolls.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If we tell the Americans that Nazis drop eggs in their loot, d'you think they'd actually do something about them?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

In the category of "Re-imagined Songs Recorded for Promotion of a Video Game" I gotta say that Drunken Whaler from Dishonored is still the GOAT.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Man I tell you what, staring down the barrel of the future like this makes me kinda miss those good, existence-contemplating cigarette breaks. Just staring at the stars, brooding, chain smoking until it burned my throat. Don't smoke, kids.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Very cool of JD Vance to be lying through the prolapsed anus he calls a face about how things work in Scotland. We're not perfect, but we do not arrest people for "praying at home". We simply protect people seeking abortion services from religious nutjobs. You bunch of cunts.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

What kind of bullshit release time is 3pm? Just let me play Tomb Raider, dammit!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if Covid happened in the Resident Evil universe and antivaxxers were like "it's not real because my friends are all still dead and not trying to eat me"

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Rockstar must be screaming internally that they used Avon Hertz as a villain, and killed him off, in GTA Online. Though Cliffford running the country because the IAA couldn't help but resurrect it after Paper Trail would be on brand.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Skyrim mods: we've fundamentally changed the entire game into something else Fallout 4 mods: we got Sim Settlements and thousands of 2GB gun mods Starfield mods: pay me £5 to add a computer to your ship or something idk fuck you

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think American liberals have quite grasped the damage already done to their government. "Oh this illegal, the law will stop it" like...motherfucker, do you have eyes? You guys will need Nuremberg 2 if you survive this.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Given the prevelance of perverts in Parliament, I'm half-convinced they want to do this to find fresh material to wank to. If it is purely about "security", then fuck you Yvette you authoritarian ghoul.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao I remembered that I initially planned to make funny haha shitposts about videogames on here I need my son to redeem me, return me to light of videogames. ...I have no son.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Mental to look at voting intentions polls and think that 2029 might be Lib Dem vs Reform fight As funny as Ed Davey would be as PM, the fact that Farage stands a chance is horrifying.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Musk had to surround himself with easily manipulated children because anyone with 2 ounces of brains and experience would call him a slur and tell him to french a .45

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Looking back in on what Labour are up to after Transatlantic news has burned my eyes out and:

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Every other game: uses your main monitor as set by Windows on first boot, usually defaults to your display resolution too. id Tech 6 & 7 games: fuck you, monitor 1. Hope you slammed alt+enter for the tiny 1/8th size window before we CTD, too. Bitch.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The Incel Power Rangers that Elon planted in the US government give off massive "I held the door, now show me your tits" energy.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

So wait, did that weird little Nazi fuck Elon buy a government so he could force people to advertise on his racist brainrot website? How does such a pathetic fucking cunt of a man get that rich and powerful?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

The most 2025 thing yet: zombie spider apocalypse

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The year is 2001. I am a child seeing Dante kill demons on my screen while Limp Bizkit plays. The year is 2025. I am an adult seeing Dante kill demons on my screen while Limp Bizkit plays.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

There's me, doing a UV-fast pistol start run on Doom 2, breezing through that first third and feeling like hot shit... ...then Refuelling Base reminds me what the term "hitscan hell" means

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Sam Altman, furious about DeepSeek: "we will summon and trap demons to power chatGPT. This will likely lead to the apocalypse and benefit no one but Satan. I need $500 billion for this." Investors: "yeah sure man, here's my soul and firstborn child too. Good luck"

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Anal-retentive science fiction lore nerds should be banned from posting until they can present a grand unified canon of Doctor Who.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I missed a text, are we still on for eating the rich?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments