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My ev trained Cinderace that’s been rotting in my box for 3 years seeing this

Heartwarming: the new Pokemon game looks just kinda bad visually rather than one of the worst looking games of all time

Guys it's me I'm in Kirby

literally some of my favorite games are games that I've seen countless YouTubers go "ermmm... cringe?" over when they've barely ever touched them do not get your opinions from Quirky McPlatformersonly, he has not played more than 3 different franchises since birth

I see this thumbnail on youtube every other month and every time without fail I keep thinking creepypasta doug walker is out to get link

jeff the kicks your ass

Gonna make a media thread. Some will have number scores, some won't, who cares. Prepare for tonal dissonance, me and my friends want to group watch both The Sopranos and Adventure Time. Truly, we have the widest pallet. Also I'm late so here's everything I wrapped up in January-now.

I must admit I was not aware that Willy Wonka even HAD a position on Catholic theology

Felt inspired

Balatro launched one year ago today I often say I made this game for myself and friends, but seeing so many people connect with Balatro has filled this past year with joy. Thank you players, your love and support have kept Balatro thriving! I appreciate you all naneinf! 🍌

"In other countries, this would be called 'an authoritarian coup.' In America, mealy-mouthed officials call our transition into a mafia state 'deeply troubling' and do little to curb the damage." -- HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020)

They already sell all our data to the government so honestly this doesn't change much. Hilarious that they fucked up so bad that they managed to fumble Pokemon lol

Beginning to think my theory of "Everything will get worse no matter what" is correct.

The fantasy genre is so great. I love it. It has endless possibilities like dragons, sky islands, flying whales, and affordable living

90% of societys quit trump posting right before they post the post that finally owns trump so bad that he dies

this is what 80% of video essays on youtube are like now

Staff: Hello! Your report was resolved by Siegfried. ~Staff: The result was "This username doesn't break any of our global username rules." I reported the username "Free Palafine" on pokemon showdown, and I suppose the mods there think the genocide in Gaza is okay to reduce to a punny username.

just occurred to me that I haven't seen a single person here celebrating Gromit's birthday today, we gotta step it up

I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

hank, it's hopelessness. people are despairing. they don't WANT to die, they are despairing that things won't get any better, and making dark jokes to cope with it and express it. no amount of human beings being "amazing" in the abstract alleviates the misery of the concrete.

I’ll never get tired of the posts in the Steam Deck subreddit that are like “check out my sweet Steam Deck set up” and they’ve used an adapter to plug a monitor, keyboard, mouse and controller into the USB-C slot with a dedicated stand. Like congrats, you turned a portable console into a PC?

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

video game journalism is like 27 people right now. if you're still complaining about it you're no different to an 18th century farmer blaming vampires for an unremarkable crop yield

the problem with trying to 'appeal to a wider audience' by changing your franchise is that the people you want already have things they like that take up their time; things that are probably tuned and iterated one and frankly better than what you rapidly pivoting to pander towards them can provide.

I wonder if they were actually dumb enough to try and make Action DQ and then realized 'oh fuck, oh fuck, no, no' bsky.app/profile/wari...

This might be the worst cover of any game OST

If I start listing out the games that let me down it's gonna go on for awhile.

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

Hold on guys, the 30something year old gaming youtuber who grew up on the n64 has something really insightful to say about jrpgs

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