Profile avatar
tori.dftba.social
✨Room temperature takes✨ ✨Nerdfighter, swiftie, thirty-something ✨Find me the knitting, sewing, being anxious, and just trying to make my therapist proud
1,363 posts 454 followers 210 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 20 Comments 30

My biggest worry generally is that I’m not worrying enough, which is worrying because I worry a lot.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m worried that I’m not worried about about forgetting to turn off the stove.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

In 2012 I was half asleep and didn’t notice autocorrect changed “ilysm” to “Ulyanov” and we haven’t said “ilysm” since.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I understand the desire for strong corporate branding, but I don’t think having Chester Cheeto be the face of our internal help deck chat bot was the right move. I just don’t think he can or will help me with my Teams issues.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

It is false to suggest - as some recently have - that the Kansas #Tuberculosis outbreak is the largest in US history, let alone the largest in the last decade. The CDC only began recording cases in the 1950s, by which point TB was treatable. apnews.com/article/tube...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting next to an elderly couple talking about how excited they are to see Six because they’ve never been to a Drag show. I don’t want to ruin their dreams but I don’t want them to be disappointed….

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When Man City suffer, my hope and the hope of the people I love is rewarded. I’m 3 for 3 on types of joy.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

My mom just called me yelling about Amazon’s anti-competitive capitalist bullshit. I am so proud.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

“Darling, it is no joke, this is lycanthropy” remains one of the best song lyrics ever written.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve reached an understanding. I have done 100% of the understanding.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This is the best joke I made during all of #p4a2025 but it’s only funny if you‘ve ever spent time in Cellino & Barnes territory and had the context of the tiltify goal approaching a number with a lot of 8’s in it. These guys are famous here, I swear. There’s a whole play about them.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Hey NerdFibers folks! I've created a survey to understand what people would like out of a Fiber Arts community here. If you're interested and could spare a few minutes, I'd love to hear your thoughts Using the broadest possible definition of fiber arts - feedback from everyone is welcome and wanted

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

The people I’m house sitting for are extremely wealthy and I can’t work any of the appliances (except the heated bathroom floors). The cat has zero useful advice.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I’m cat sitting this week and I know she looks innocent but I’m pretty sure she wants me dead. Help.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I think we all just need another thing to hold onto and look forward to in the post-p4a void because the last 3 hours have been 700 hours long. For a some if us that’s going to be book tour, but if we have to just decide some day in March we’re gonna be weird and fun on the internet, I’m down.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

This is how I found out MapQuest is still around AND has an app with live directions so you don't even need that other map place anymore.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"A little bit of crabulous in my wife" thus said the teen whisperer. #P4A2025 #projectforawesome @tuataria.com @projectforawesome.bsky.social

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The horrors persist, but so do people fighting them. I am so grateful for everyone who made #p4a2025 such a big success. My heart needed this. Don't forget that you still have a few days to not only donate, but also watch videos and vote for charities.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

We need Jarrod. Hating Jarrod unites us. #p4a2025

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I didn't want Sillie Nelson to feel bad so I gave him a nice lil donation but I'm team concept of surprise twins #p4a2025

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments