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torpidapathy.bsky.social
he/they/she/it quite accustomed to talking to the wall i have nonbinary loneliness, male breasts, and a female work ethic
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being beautiful and hot is so much more fun when you dont have an annoying bitch in your ear whining about how much they dont find your body type attractive

Fuck the rules

everything will be okay because i can go home and my girlfriend has made banana bread and we can cuddle

recession slash conservativism indicator: apparently they revived duck dynasty

Happy Pride Month! Gotta kick things off the right way by showcasing @leftatlondon.com! I love her music a lot! Very personal and beautiful. And she’s so funny too. Support Queer artists! Buy her music!

theres a gsn show called The Chase and they call the Beast "the chaser" and i just watched him get a trivia question wrong calling this flag 🏳️‍⚧️ the bisexual flag lmao

the freshman class at this years met are killing it ngl

have we truly made progress when game pigeon avatars look like that

its getting clockyyy

wow this person posts so much spiderverse art! they have such in depth OCS i wonder what the og characters look like in their art style... oh they only draw the white characters.. cool..

Instagram algorithm if I say “transgenderism is a plague on society that must be extinguished”: 😃👍 Instagram algorithm if I say “gay shit” with a positive connotation: 😡✋🙅🏼‍♂️

i will not go home during lunch going home during lunch is the mind killer

coworker: yk when *insert period problem* me: no... i.. dont get those... cw: oh, do i... not know what... uhh.. hm... me: anyway i got some free soup :)

time for yellow cap soda

straight leaning bisexuals vs lightskinned biracials

dance as means of escape

how are there so many mission impossible movies?? im beginning to think the missions really aren't that impossible...

i need a dealer that lets me call them mommy. not for sexual reasons just because i think it'd be nice.

i love this genre of post bcs its like a land acknowledgment before getting lit

making friends and socializing is the scariest most terrifying thing ever im going to actually throw up

i love when i clean and find a penski

HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY!!!!!!

Forever tired of this

i wish i could go back to just wearing clown makeup all the time

perks of being a wallflower is crazy bcs why was a highschool senior playing frank and janet in rocky horror in a public theater

seth milchick i want you so bad

seeing someone's close friends story reposting someone else's close friend story that you aren't on is always so funny

college athletics is wild bcs fym these mfers also have to take classes

ill never forget the job i had where we had a stack of social security cards that customers left just sitting in the lost and found under the desk... i really missed my bag fr

putting 2 girls in the Fag Bag together, but making the bag transparent so the whole time they're in there they also can see the faces of all their friends who are just watching them squirm and struggle for hours in the bag

sometimes i say "thats wild" or "thats crazy" too many times and im like,, please this isnt an indication of uninterest.. no im just genuinely baffled by the world that surrounds me

who tf saw chipmunks and was like "damn we NEED to put them in little sweaters and make them sing top 40s"

im not a reckless driver, im a brave driver

tank top that says forcefemmed on the chest

shorts that say "forcemasc this" on the ass

blueskys worst feature (how can i even choose) is the fact that if someone sends me a bsky link it refuses to open in app like fuck you fr

yes...

Hehe getting cucked? Nah I’m eating pizza while you two are distracted

ough every day,,, at least im not a minor rn