tortilla-chips.bsky.social
18+, bingqiu is all that's in my brain at any moment.
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it's actually misogynistic to assume the girl has to bottom uwu he's just teaching his binghe the wonders of feminism!
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yes i did and i had a meltdown in the comment section because i love it so much
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babble on about some shitty novel while playing with SQH's hair or something, thinking they're bonding and having a genuine connection, and sqh is just waiting for him to stop so he can jump on his dick
basically: scummy shitty sqh taking advantage of SY's innocent maiden heart for sexy reasons
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Every writer:
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me pounding on the glass of bingjie's enclosure like she can hear me: babe please the day you cut off your hair with your sword in one dramatic swipe like in mulan (1998) will be the day you actually become happy
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i wanna write this so bad but i also wanna read this so bad
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PLUS once lbh gets obsessed this is literally his fucking dream situation. his boyfriend is a crusty old man demonic parasite in his brain who relies on lbh for his entire survival and can't leave. IN HIS BRAIN!!! canon bingmei would be soooooo jealous
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Lemme crack open a commission wip
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that's probably why. we see his obsession about lbh front row and LBH's returning Issues about it. even in canon LBH leans daddy kink about him lmao but honestly sy himself talking about "if he was Binghe's mother" sealed the deal. it's easy to want to see that side more for other ships with sy too
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Something is wrong with his wives, and Binghe should be concerned, but that something has made them all love him more than before, with a warmth Binghe had thought was lost to him. There is something wrong with his wives, and Luo Binghe doesn’t want it to stop.
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Nothing if not motivated when it comes to the binghes
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making his shixiong fuck for him to watch and make notes on because oops sex pollen somehow got in their food...
I simply think bunhe should have his entire brain destroyed from sheer horny the first time shishu uses a magic pussy plant to jerk him off with gloves, glasses, clinical tone, the works
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makes me think of that very brave washerwoman!sy fic....
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the firs t tiem i saw this, i spent like 3 minutes Staring Intensely at how flushed and sweaty bunhe is 😋😊